8 Hookups Tiger Woods Wants You To Forget And 7 He's DEFINITELY Proud Of

Everyone knows professional athletes are a real hit with the ladies. It doesn’t matter what sport they play. The richest athletes always seem to be going out with some of the most beautiful women in the world. As normal human beings, most of us do feel jealous of these guys. But every once in a while there is someone who appears in the public sphere and does something so ridiculous in terms of having relationships with many women that it makes our average little monogamous lives seem like a pretty good deal.

The latest of this bunch was Mr. Tiger Woods. For many years, Tiger was the example of what a great athlete should be. He was a beast on the golf courses, winning titles left and right. Seriously, this guy is nearly unprecedented. He won four Masters, three U.S. Opens, three The Open Championships, and four PGA Championships. Those are the kinds of accolades that any golfer today would kill to have. Not to mention, he had a happy marriage to a beautiful woman, that is, until everything went down the drain.

It was in November 2009 that the scandal broke out and the legend that was Tiger Woods went from holy to infamous. One after the other, the stories claiming Tiger had extramarital affairs stacked up like bricks until that wall seemed to be higher than the one Donald Trump wants to build. With those accusations came a breakdown and everything else you have undoubtedly heard. But there is one thing we are left to wonder. Out of all of his mistresses, which ones Tiger wants us to forget, and which ones is he proud of?

15 Forget: Theresa Rogers

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As we found out in spectacular fashion a few years ago, even while he was married, Tiger Woods could have his pick of pretty much any woman he wanted. Actresses, exotic dancers, porn stars, you name the job and Tiger probably already had sex with someone in that profession; which makes it all the more interesting that one of his many mistresses was a woman much older than him.

Theresa Rogers allegedly had an affair with Tiger before he got married in 2004. And in 2009 Rogers, who was 48 at the time while Tiger was 33, said that the two of them had a child and hired a high-profile lawyer to negotiate some kind of deal with Tiger. Supposedly, she “taught” Tiger a lot during their affair, which lasted well within his time as a married man.

14 Proud: Loredana Jolie

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This is the point where we could make a pasta joke, but don’t worry, we won’t. This first woman whom Tiger is probably absolutely proud of hooking up with is an Italian model from Sicily who has worked for Playboy.

Even within the realm of beautiful women Tiger has slept with, Loredana Jolie is one of the most stunning out of the bunch. Tiger’s affair with this Italian bombshell was revealed by a Hollywood madam by the name of Michelle Braun, who we will mention again later on in this list, as she said that out of all of her girls with whom Tiger went out with, Loredana was one of his favorites. And could you blame Tiger for choosing this saucy Italian as one of his favorite mistresses?

13 Forget: Rachel Uchitel

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Here is where we start getting into the realm of weird that is the mind and the kinks of Mr. Tiger Woods. Every person probably has that one weird thing they really like, but Tiger took that to a whole new level. As we will see, many of his mistresses went out in public to say the weird stuff Tiger asked them to do, and despite being the first on our list, Rachel Uchitel’s account is far from being an easy introduction into the topic.

Instead of explaining it, we think it would be best if you read an email that Tiger allegedly sent to his mistress.

"I had a dream we were married, and I was leading the tournament," Tiger wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f---ed by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

12 Proud: Tyra Banks

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Tyra Banks quickly became one of the most famous models in the world. She started modeling when she was 15 years old and never looked back, as she earned contracts to appear on some of the world’s highest profile magazines and biggest fashion shows. She even became a television and movie star later on; making several cameos in movies like Tropic Thunder as well as taking center stage in TV shows like America’s Next Top Model.

And yet, her biggest accomplishment might just have been the fact that she dodged one helluva bullet as there were many rumors of her dating Tiger Woods near the turn-of-the-century. Whether they were true were not no one will probably ever know, but going with the assumption that they were true, even for Tiger that was one impressive conquest.

11 Forget: Michelle Braun

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And we are already back to the Hollywood madam Michelle Braun. No one really knows if she did take a hands-on approach and attended one of her biggest clients herself, but Braun deserves a place on this list because Tiger definitely wants everyone to forget about her.

She was the one who did most of the revealing when the media got their hands on the information about the kinky stuff Tiger liked to do with his mistresses. She was the one who said flattering things like the girls being impressed by Tiger’ stamina as he would pay a flat rate for an evening but end up staying for much longer. But at the same time, she was also the one who revealed he constantly cheated on his wife with more than one woman at a time, among other things.

10 Proud: Elin Nordegren

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Perhaps it was an addiction as Tiger even went to rehab in order to get a hold of his demons. But it’s still tough to understand why he went to other women in the first place when he had someone like Elin Nordegren waiting for him at home.

Most of this guy’s mistresses are stunning women, but most of them do not even come close to how beautiful his wife was. Even the way the two of them met seems like something out of a romantic comedy. Elin worked at a clothing store in Stockholm when the wife of a professional golfer met her and hired her to be a nanny. She accepted the job and had to move to America to follow the family, which is where she met Tiger. Little did she know the nightmare that was awaiting her. Still, Tiger’s probably proud of this hook up regardless of what he did.

9 Forget: Raychel Coudriet

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As long as there have been movies and televisions, the myth of the girl next door has amused most, if not all, men. It is the same reason of why the grass is always greener on the other side, or at least that’s how it seems. Now, let’s Tiger Woods this up. You’re a superstar professional golfer, and you live in a pretty nice neighborhood in Orlando. There is bound to be some pretty green grass around your house. For Tiger, however, instead of just admiring the view of his neighbor’s lawn, he managed to go and sleep with his neighbor’s 21-year-old daughter.

And here is where all men will divide into two groups. The group of men who are fathers and just want to kill men like Tiger, and guys who just took a sip of their beer and want to fist bump or high five the golf star. Which category do you fall in?

8 Proud: Devon James

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Tiger has been with a lot of escorts and adult film stars, but Devon James certainly is one of the hottest. Supposedly the two of them had a two and a half year affair, if you can call something like a “relationship” with an escort an affair. Either way, this is one of his hookups which Tiger probably most boasts about whenever he is out doing whatever he does.

Like many of his other mistresses, she had some bad stuff to talk about Tiger like how she was disgusted when he wanted to see her while his wife was still pregnant. There is also the fact that she admitted to being arrested a couple of times for prostitution, but at this point that doesn’t seem like much of a deal breaker anymore.

7 Forget: Jamie Jungers

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This right here is just messed up. Losing a family member is a pain that people deal with in very different ways. Most folks cry a lot, some do crazy stuff, and others just fall into a daze of which is hard to find a way out of.

According to the mistress Jamie Jungers, Tiger Woods had a very particular way of grieving after hearing about his father’s death. After visiting his dad at a hospice just a few hours before the late Earl Woods took his last breath, Woods allegedly went home and had sex with Jamie. In an interview she gave about her relationship with Tiger, Jungers said that she was next to Tiger when the news arrived that his father had died.

“I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties,” she said.

6 Proud: Lindsey Vonn

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When it comes to professional athletes, Lindsey Vonn is without a doubt the most beautiful woman Tiger Woods ever hooked up with. The beginning of their relationship was probably perfect for Tiger as it started after the whole scandal involving him and his many mistresses had broken out. That fact speaks powerfully on how Vonn probably was a very understanding person who was there for Tiger when he needed it. They dated from 2013 until ultimately breaking up in 2015.

Unlike his breakup with his wife, the split with Vonn seems to have been a rather amicable one. The reason for that is that after announcing they were no longer dating, Lindsey issued a statement saying that the cause of the breakup was the fact they had to spend a lot of time apart, and that Tiger and his family would always hold a special place in her heart.

5 Forget: Cori Rist

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There are a couple of reasons why this relationship was a weird one and that Tiger probably wants people to forget about the fact he hooked up with Cori Rist. The first of which is the fact that she disclosed that when he first hit on her, Tiger used what might be one of the worst pickup lines in the history of pickup lines. That is a harsh statement to make, but here’s the line Tiger used on her:

“What’s this?” he’d ask, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. “A black guy taking off his condom.”

Seriously, Tiger Woods used this pickup line.

The other reason is that she disclosed that Woods had a few weird post-lovemaking quirks. She said that he insisted on sleeping on opposite ends of a hotel suite and that he liked to watch cartoons and eat fruit loops after sex.

4 Proud: Holly Sampson

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Leave it to Tiger Woods to literally go out with a bang. A man’s bachelor’s party is supposed to be the last stand of his single life against the impending siege of an unavoidable married future. Some guys like their bachelor party to be low-key, just with a few friends and without much action, maybe just some poker and cigars. Tiger Woods, on the other hand, took it upon himself to make his bachelor party worthy of the scandalous future that was ahead of it.

In the last stand of his single life, at least at what was supposed to be that last stand, Tiger allegedly had sex with the adult film star Holly Sampson. Yes, my friends, this is one hell of a way to bid goodbye to your life as a playa. But, as we now know, not even that final act was enough to keep Tiger from his mischievous ways.

3 Forget: Joslyn James

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This is not a story for the faint of heart. By all meanings of the word, the relationship between Tiger Woods and the adult film star Joslyn James was a nasty one. According to the mistress, Tiger impregnated her twice during the time they were having relations. Ultimately, the first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage and James arranged an abortion for the second one. But that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the relationship between these two.

Apparently, Tiger had the habit of texting James telling her what kind of kinky sex act he wanted to do the next time they met. These include but are not limited to choking and violent sex, as well is the deeply disturbing desire to perform a “golden shower.”

2 Proud: Kalika Moquin

Stepping out in San Diego tonight! Last night out at before turning 35 ?. We have @Diplo with some special guests. See you @parqsd! #ComePlay #BirthdayMonth #ParqSundays

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According to the rumors, at some point, Tiger Woods told his mistress Kalika Moquin that he would leave his wife in a flash to be with her. And, honestly, would any of you guys bash him for that?

Just telling another woman that you would leave your wife for her is already a pretty messed up situation. But then again, just take a look at this beautiful marketing manager. The two of them met in Vegas and proceeded to live through an exciting six-month romance. And as messed up as this was, according to the accounts of people who were around while this was happening, the two of them were indeed in love. Sources say that Tiger used to book a £3,600-a-night three-bed villa at the Bellagio just to spend some time with Kalika. What is that if not love?

1 Forget: Mindy Lawton

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The previous seven entries of relationships Tiger would want you to forget set the bar pretty high on the level of weird that this number one entry would have to clear. But we have to say that this cleared that bar by a large margin. Out of all the weird and kinky details about Tiger Woods’s relationships to his mistresses, this one is by far the most disturbing. Yes, this beats the golden shower story.

Brought to you by Mindy Lawton, a waitress who supposedly had a year-long affair with Tiger, this is how she explained why the favorite kind of underwear Tiger liked to see women wearing were red panties.

“His favorite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother’s favorite color.”

Disturbing doesn’t even begin to describe what this revelation was.

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