A few short days ago, the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition was published. Plenty of people didn't even notice, while others, such as those who have yet to discover the plethora of the internet and those who simply like such yearly publications, flocked to make their purchase. This year's issue features tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, MMA goddess Ronda Rousey and, on the cover, Hannah Davis.
Davis is a ten. She has worked very hard and eaten very little to get and stay that way. In her cover photo, she is in a bikini and is giving a slight two-handed tug to the bottom half of the said swimsuit. Another inch, maybe inch and a half and then we'd really be talking, but Sports Illustrated likes to keep it classy, which they did. Nothing beyond PG-13 was seen and all male readers were happy, but not too happy. A glorious day was had by all... or was it?
Nope, not even close. Concerned parents, confused feminists, and talking heads on news networks all started to spontaneously combust, claiming that the tug had gone too far and saying that they didn't want such things published. Davis herself is a fan of her own work, saying that picture in particular was "not that naughty." I tend to agree. There is plenty more she could have shown off, and as many have already said: we did not actually see anything.
All the people who are shouting "exploitation" and "objectification" seem to be forgetting a couple of important facts. First off, Hannah Davis is a model. Second, nobody put a gun up to her head and forced her to slightly lower her drawers. Also, there have been far more "naughty" pictures in the history of SI. "Dirty" or "naughty" can essentially be defined as being as close as possible to showing off assets, whether the valley in the south or the hills in the north.
With each picture I will try to explain exactly why it is as "dirty" or "dirtier" than the 2015 cover, but even if you disagree, just enjoy the beautiful women wearing next to nothing, that's what this is really all about.
13 Brooklyn Decker
12 Genevieve Morton
11 May Andersen
Andersen is 32 now, which makes her a "veteran" in the modelling business. She also has a kid now, apparently, and we aren't sure what childbirth does to a modelling career. Along with several appearances in the swimsuit edition, she was a Victoria's Secret model for years and was on the cover of Playboy back in 2012.
10 Veronika Varekova
9 Izabel Goulart
8 Molly Sims
7 Pania Rose
6 Bar Refaeli
5 Julie Henderson
4 Tyra Banks
3 Ashley Greene
2 Lauren Mellor
1 Marisa Miller
This had to be the grand finale, there was simply no choice. Some people lost their minds about Hannah Davis, but Marisa Miller, God bless her, she's wearing nothing but an Ipod, headphones and bracelets. The bottom line is: SI has done this before and nobody should have even blinked. Either way, the gorgeous Californian in the Ipod wins the gold medal any day! Hannah Davis is just the most recent, and good for her for standing up for her work, she's a stunner too, but Marisa Miller, has the "naughtiest" SI swimsuit picture of all time.
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