Top 15 Athletes Who Are Guaranteed To "Score"

There are some things that stay constant throughout life. Some things are just undeniable facts that cannot be changed. One of these facts is that women love athletes. You remember high school, rig

There are some things that stay constant throughout life. Some things are just undeniable facts that cannot be changed. One of these facts is that women love athletes.

You remember high school, right? Those four years when the "jocks" were the most popular guys in school, went to all of the parties and most importantly, got all of the girls. If you were a "jock" you knew this lifestyle and if you weren't, you watched them with envy. The Varsity quarterback dated the head cheerleader. The star point guard dated the hottest player on the women's basketball team. Heck, even the pitcher for the Varsity baseball team had his own posse of girls following him around. Nowadays they call themselves "cleat chasers."

Anyway, these situations, although stereotypical and reminiscent of classic teenage movies, ring true beyond high school. Sorry non-athletes! Face it, no matter what stage of life you're in, it's an undeniable fact that women are attracted to athletes.

The reasons behind these statements are pretty obvious. Athletes have qualities that many women love: they're in shape, manly, competitive, strong, social and can be apart of a team. The majority of women don't like soft, awkward guys who are always in their feelings. Women want guys that are protective, supportive and strong. Granted, some women love professional athletes for their paychecks, but that's a whole different story. Steer clear of the gold-diggers, fellas!

That being said, some women become attracted to certain players who play for their favorite teams. Through their love of their team, women become obsessed with the stars of the team. For example, a Seattle Seahawks fan may have a huge crush on Russell Wilson. The obsession with Wilson didn't develop because of his looks or body type (he's not bad though) but instead developed because he represents Seattle and is an important player to that team. Athletes who score more on the field/court, usually score with the ladies as well. So here's a list of the top fifteen athletes who will definitely score (get laid):

15 Neymar

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We start the list with the attacker from FC Barcelona and Brazilian soccer team. Neymar is sought after by many women, as he is easy on the eyes and has a huge fan base. It doesn't hurt that he is the captain of the Brazilian national team and was ranked as the seventhbest player in the World by The Guardian in 2014. Every couple of months, different sites post photos with a different girlfirend, so there's still hope ladies!

14 Tiger Woods

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Tiger Woods is as famous for his 2009 scandal involving his multiple mistresses as he is for his amazing golf career. Although the scandal was controversial and presented questionable information, one thing that's certain about Tiger Woods is that he can easily get women. As you can see here, Woods had affairs with several women during the 2009 incident, including Rachel Uchitel, Kalika Moquin and Jamie Jungers. Even when the scandal blew over, Woods continued to attract girls. In 2013, this 79 time PGA Tour Champion was reportedly dating Olympic beauty Lindsey Vonn, though they recently broke up.

13 Alex Rodriguez

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This designated hitter for the New York Yankees has dated a plethora of Hollywood's most lovely leading ladies. A-Rod's exes include Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Kate Hudson, Bethenny Frankel, and even the Queen of Pop herself, Madonna. There's no secret why this Yankees hot shot gets all the girls. He's a New York favorite and has the looks to match his talent. For someone who has scored nearly 2,000 total runs in his career, he could probably get to home base with just as many women, if you know what I mean.

12 Eric Decker

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Eric Decker.... sigh.... Just thinking about his stunning face is distracting. Decker is a 6'3" wide-receiver for the New York Jets and has developed a large female following since his 2010 debut in the NFL. His wife, country singer Jessie James, is totally gorgeous and the two just had their daughter Vivianne Rose Decker together on March 18th, 2014. While the Decker family is admired by many, if this perfect couple were to ever split up, there would definitely be plenty of girls waiting in line to snatch up this NFL hunk.

11 Stephen Curry

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He's the 2015 regular season MVP and now he's an NBA Champion. What's not to love about this guard for the Golden State Warriors? Yeah, we know he has a gorgeous wife, Ayesha Alexander and has a legend of a daughter, Riley Curry. However, ladies still admire Curry from afar. He's done multiple photo shoots with GQ Magazine and has dreamy green eyes. Averaging 23.8 points per game in 2015 and looking good while doing it, it's safe to say, Steph Curry, you the real MVP.

10 Cam Newton

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Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers, Cam Newton, is one hot commodity among women on the East Coast. This 6'6", 245 pound Auburn alumni has a model's smile and a killer career to match. He's led the Panthers to two back-to-back Playoff appearances in 2013 and 2014 and will keep improving from there. More reasons as to why Cam Newton is number one on the field and number one with the ladies. Calling all Carolina girls!

9 Mike Trout

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Although his last name is a type of fish, this center fielder for the Los Angeles Angels doesn't need to fish for girls; they come to him. Mike Trout is one of the MLB's finest. He's won numerous accolades for his work, including the AL MVP (2014), AL Rookie of the Year (2012), AL Outstanding Player (2014), etc. He's a three-time All-Star and dominates every aspect of his baseball games. According to, Trout was dating a woman named Jessica Tara Cox, who he's known since high school and describes as one of his best friends. Aww! These two high school sweethearts are adorable but let's get one thing straight: every girl on the West Coast wishes she was dating Mike Trout instead.

8 Sidney Crosby

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If you're a Penguins fan, then you definetely love Pittsburgh's center iceman, Sidney Crosby. The ladies love him too. Crosby has recently been caught by paparazzi surrounded by multiple young women at night clubs and restaurants in the Pittsburgh area. Girls will go far to get Crosby's attention, including a fan who showed up to one of his hockey games adorning a wedding dress with a sign that said "Marry me Sidney." In 2013, this Canadian born sharp shooter was even seen out on the town with pop sensation, Taylor Swift.

7 Aaron Rodgers

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In 2013, rumors circulated the internet that Aaron Rogers was gay. According to Mike Freeman's twitter, the rumors were false as Aaron addressed them by saying "I'm not gay. I really really like women." Why would someone make up lies that this Green Bay Packer was gay? Maybe these skeptics were just jealous of this SuperBowl MVP's success or maybe they're just Cheesehead haters. Who knows? One thing I do know is that Aaron Rogers has been photographed hanging out with beautiful women. He's taken beach trips with young blonde models and is sought after by many ladies of the green and yellow nation. Go Pack go!

6 Dwyane Wade

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Everyone knows that Dwyane Wade is happily married to Gabrielle Union. The two tied the knot in August 2014 and are super cute together. Although girls flock to this Miami Heat shooting guard, Wade doesn't want any of it. He's extremely happy with his wife and was thrilled when she finally said yes. He proposed with an 8.5 carat diamond rock and was waiting for a long time to get married before it finally happened, according to Union. Wade is definitely bringing the heat to Miami!

5 Tom Brady

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Another quarterback with great features is Tom Brady. Just look at those eyes and that incredible hair. And look how tall he is! He's 6'4"! Okay, sorry... Brady is wanted by many New England fan girls and unfortunately for them, he is deflating their dreams too. Brady is married to supermodel Gisele Bundchen and they have three kids together, named Jack, Benjamin, and Vivian. This dream couple started dating in 2006 after being set up by a mutual friend and got married in 2009. I know what you're thinking: could Brady's life get any better? Well, after marrying his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend, this four time Super Bowl Champ moved to a mansion in Los Angeles worth $20 million. So the answer is yes.

4 Luke Kuechly

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The second Carolina Panther on our countdown is linebacker Luke Kuechly. This 24-year old country boy was an NFL rookie triumph. He burst onto the scene in 2012 with an incredible rookie season that set franchise records with the Panthers and that earned him the award for NFL Rookie of The Year. According to, Kuechly has a girlfriend by the name of Shannon Riley, who is an aspiring surgeon. Major bummer! With that, I'm not sure if Kuechly is more beloved for his touchdown saving tackles or his beautiful bone structure and hazel eyes.

3 Blake Griffin

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Blake Griffin, power forward for the L.A. Clippers, was selected first overall in the 2009 NBA Draft. At 6'10" and freckled from head to toe, he is picked first overall by women too. All ladies of Los Angeles love Griffin, not just Lob City. Yes, even Lakers fans show this slam dunk master some love from time to time. In 2013, Griffin had a child with the bleach-blonde former USC basketball player, Brynn Cameron. His son's name is Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin and he has made a couple of appearances at post-game press conferences with his dad.

2 Cristiano Ronaldo

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Simply put, Cristiano Ronaldo is beautiful. This forward for Real Madrid is a great athlete with 436 total career goals to his name, but let's be honest, Ronaldo is also a legend because of his pretty boy looks and multiple endorsement deals. In 2011, Ronaldo was reportedly dating the Sports Illustrated swim suit model, Irina Shayk. The couple split up in March 2015 and for a shocking reason: Ronaldo made his girlfriend feel ugly. Shayk, 29, was quoted to saying "I thought that I had the perfect man, but no. I felt ugly and insecure beside him," according to the Washington Post.

1 Rob Gronkowski

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Number one on our list is Rob Gronkowski, who is well-known for his social lifestyle similar to that of a frat brother's. Gronk, the tight end for the New England Patriots, has been photographed partying with gorgeous young women and is even rumored to be dating an ex-Patriots cheerleader, according to TMZ. In March 2015, Gronk made an appearance on the "Jim Rome on Showtime" show and stated his ideal woman "cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, lets me do whatever I want." Well, there you have it ladies. If you want to impress this three-time Pro Bowler, be ready to give up your social life.

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