In his prime, Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has one of the best defensive players in the National Football League. He was an eight-time Pro Bowler, the NFL Defensive Player of the Year in 2005, and was even named to the league’s 2000s All-Decade Team. In other words, the now-retired Urlacher was a pretty darn good on the field. That being said, he did pretty well for himself off the field as well, especially with the ladies.
When it comes to Urlacher’s dating resume, the beauty of two women in particular stand out, and we're talking about Jenny McCarthy and Paris Hilton.
Jenny McCarthy and the Bears star dated for several months back in 2012. Jenny McCarthy is a model and television personality who is best known for being named Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Year and serving as co-host for the daytime talk show, The View. The 5-foot-7 blonde has also established herself as one of the hottest celebrities on the planet.
Unlike Jenny McCarthy, Paris Hilton never officially dated the retired football pro. However, the two made headlines back in 2003, when they spent time together in Vegas. Hilton is a socialite and the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, founder of the famed hotel chain bearing his last name. While her celebrity credentials may be questionable, her beauty is undeniable.
Now it’s time to answer a difficult question. Which one of Urlacher’s famous exes is hotter, Hilton or McCarthy?
16 Jenny: Workout Time
This flattering two-piece workout attire helps to highlight the popular former game show host’s curves. In this photo, we can see McCarthy holding her hair in place while getting ready to do a bit of yoga. Whatever exercise routines the actress has been doing, appear to be working, as she looks to be in tremendous condition in this particular shot. Yoga can improve one's balance, posture, and can also help keep a person in shape, the latter of which defiantly appears to the case here.
Fun Fact: Following her debut on Singled Out, MTV decided to give McCarthy her own series, The Jenny McCarthy Show. The variety show lasted only 22 episodes and received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics. However, McCarthy would get another chance at her own series several years down the road.
15 Paris: Morning Jog
One has to wonder how someone like Paris Hilton, who is famous for enjoying the nightlife, manages to stay so thin. It would appear that the stunning celeb likes to do a little jogging in order to keep herself in shape. In this photo we see the popular socialite running on the beach with her hair in a ponytail. The television personality always appears to be an excellent shape, which suggests that she takes her workout routine very seriously.
Fun Fact: After appearing on The Simple Life, Hilton decided to give reality television another go, with the show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. The program featured a group of contestants all competing to become the pop culture stars new best buddy. The series lasted for two seasons.
14 Jenny: Swimsuit Fun
Fan’s who loved watching Jenny McCarthy on the MTV television show Singled Out back in the 1990s, may find it hard to believe that she is now 44 years of age. However, as we can see from this photo, she still looks every bit as good as she did in her 20s. The blonde bombshell has bikini bod that most women would kill for. The swimwear highlights the television star's flawless physique in this amazing photo.
Fun Fact: McCarthy got her first big break in television when she was featured on the popular MTV dating show known as Singled Out. She first appeared on the show back in 1995 alongside her co-host Chris Hardwick. Her good looks and bubbly personality made her very popular with the viewing audience. In fact, it even led to MTV offering McCarthy her own variety show on the network.
13 Paris: Cleaning The Pool
Being a blonde beauty from an extremely wealthy family might lead one to believe that Paris Hilton has probably never cleaned a pool. Regardless of her pool cleaning credentials, the famous socialite looks amazing in this gorgeous pink bikini. The hotel heiress proudly flaunts her lean physique in this stunning photo. If Hilton does ever decide to start her own swimming pool maintenance business, and she shows up in this outfit, it’s likely she’ll be getting a lot of business.
Fun Fact: Hilton made her television debut on the hit reality show, The Simple Life. The series followed her and fellow socialite Nicole Richie as they worked low paying jobs, which often involved manual labor. The show would last for five seasons, for a grand total of 55 episodes.
12 Jenny: The Genie
There are a lot of folks who would be quite pleased to see the lovely Jenny McCarthy emerge from a bottle they found. In this photo, we see what Jenny the genie might look like, with this fun outfit. Seeing the former television host in this stunning attire may be even better receiving three wishes. Perhaps, this will inspire producers to give McCarthy an Aladdin-style show and call it Genie McCarty.
Fun Fact: One of McCarthy’s best-known film roles was her portrayal of Yvette Denslow in the sports comedy BASEketball. The film ended up being a box office bomb and made only $7 million on a $23 million budget. Moreover, McCarthy was nominated for the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Supporting Actress for her role in the film.
11 Paris: Bunny Hop
Despite her association with Playboy, as we can see here, Jenny McCarthy isn’t the only bunny featured in our article. In this image, Paris Hilton is sporting a pair of bunny ears and some revealing lingerie, as she stares seductively into the camera. There probably aren’t a lot of people who would (or could) wear this little number in public, but the former reality star is pulling it off rather nicely in this instance.
Fun Fact: In 2004, Paris Hilton wrote her first book called Confession of an Heiress. While the book would end up being parodied on The Late Show with David Letterman, it turned out to be a bestseller. The book features advice on being an heiress, along with several photographs of Hilton.
10 Jenny: Lifting
In this photo, we can see that Jenny McCarthy is one celebrity that works hard in order to stay in peak physical condition. Moreover, the blonde bombshell looks as good working out as she does when she’s modeling. The yoga pants highlight the reality stars toned lower half, while the top helps showcase her prominent upper body. The 5-foot-7 starlet shows us how she manages to get her arms looking so ripped in this gorgeous image.
Fun Fact: In 2006, McCarthy starred in the ABC Family holiday film, Santa Baby. In the movie, McCarthy plays the role of Mary Class, a businesswoman who is actually the daughter of Santa Claus. When Santa falls ill, McCarthy’s character shows up in order take his place and help save Christmas.
9 Paris: Underground
Paris Hilton shows of her impressive fashion sense with this stunning outfit. This pic was taken in London, England as a large train goes steaming past the popular reality queen. Despite having a train rushing by her, the 36-year-old's short, blonde hair doesn’t seem to be moving in inch in this magnificent Instagram post. We have all heard of traffic-stopping good looks, but Hilton appears to be trying to find out if the has train-stopping good looks, in this instance.
Fun Fact: Before Kim Kardashian, Hilton was one of the first celebrities who became famous for being famous. This is known as a celebutante, which basically describes someone who has achieved fame through lifestyle and wealth, as opposed to individual accomplishment.
8 Jenny: Cat Lady
McCarthy shows off her wild side with this cat-inspired lingerie. The tiger print attire showcases the physique that helped McCarthy become Playmate of The Year. Moreover, the glasses help add some extra flair to an already interesting outfit. In this photo, she appears to be attending an event at the Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon, which helps to explain the outfit. In fact, this costume works so well; one might even say its purrrr-fact.
Fun Fact: In 2000, Jenny McCarthy landed a role in Scream 3, the third instalment in the popular slasher franchise. In the film McCarthy played the role of Sarah Darling. The movie, which featured stars like Neve Campbell and David Arquette was a box office smash and brought in $161.8 million on a $40 million budget.
7 Paris: Cleaning House
This lovely Instagram post shows the hotel heiress cleaning house in her somewhat revealing undergarments. The blonde celeb gives her own unique take on the “#SexyHousewife” persona and based on her over 53,000 likes; it would appear that her social media followers approve. Hilton has shown over the years that she knows how to use her sex appeal to market herself, and this stunning photo is a classic example.
Fun Fact: Paris Hilton’s first appearance in a major Hollywood film was in the 2001 comedy, Zoolander. The film featured Ben Stiller playing a narcissistic model name Derek Zoolander. Hilton made a cameo as herself in the movie, which ended up being a box office success. Zoolander made over $60 million on a $28 million budget and received generally favorable reviews from critics as well.
6 Jenny: The Guns
Those who like their women locked and loaded will likely appreciate this breathtaking photo of the former View co-host. The busty blonde looks ready for action in her camouflage pants and revealing green top. The G.I. Jane-inspired outfit highlights the Hollywood star's toned mid-section and overall fit frame. Fortunately, the camouflage isn’t work in this instance, as it would be a shame if we couldn’t see McCarthy in this little number.
Fun Fact: These days, McCarthy can be seen with her husband Donnie Wahlberg on their hit reality television show, Donnie Loves Jenny. The show follow the couple’s relationship as newlyweds. The series has been featured on of A&E for three seasons with a fourth season scheduled to air sometime in the near future.
5 Paris: Rocking Out
In this photo we see Paris Hilton showcasing her musical skills, or at the very least posing for a pic with a guitar in hand. Even with the beautiful cityscape in the background, it can be difficult to take one’s eye off of the talented reality star. The attractive guitarist would make a great addition to any band. After all, she looks amazing and has already released her own hit single.
Fun Fact: Besides being a reality television star and pop culture icon, Hilton is also a successful entrepreneur. She has a very successful line of perfumes which have allegedly earned as much as $1.5 billion. She also has her own Paris Hilton themed stores, which include products like fragrances, handbags, and even footwear.
4 Jenny: Candies
This fun throwback Friday post shows Jenny McCarthy in one of her famous ads for the apparel line, Candie’s. The ads usually featured McCarthy modeling around (and even sometimes on) the toilet. Who knew modeling in a bathroom could look this good? In this pic, the television sensation appears to be singing into a lamp in her short red dress. McCarthy provides a chance for her fans to relive the popular ad campaign with this fun post.
Fun Fact: The clothing comapny Candie’s has been around since 1978. Kohl’s Department store has had exclusive rights to the brand since 2005. Interestingly enough, McCarthy isn't the only stunning female celeb to serve as the company’s official spokesperson. Hayden Panettiere, Brittany Spears, and Hillary Duff are just a few of the names who have been involved with the brand over the years.
3 Paris: Tinkerbell
In this photo, Paris Hilton can be seen playing everyone's favorite Peter Pan character, Tinkerbell. The blonde social media sensation shows off her flawless figure in a costume that her fans are sure to love. Hilton loves to post steamy photos on Instagram and based on the response, 78,900 likes, her followers like seeing them. This is one fairy costume that is sure to turn plenty of heads.
Fun Fact: Besides being a reality star and socialite, Paris Hilton has also dabbled in music. In 2006, she released her first single called “Stars Are Blind,” with a music video to accompany it. The single turned out to be hit and peaked at number 18 on the Billboard Hot 100. The reggae song even received mostly positive reviews from critics.
2 Jenny: Wonder Woman
At 44 years of age, Jenny McCarthy might be a little old for trick or treating. That being said, she looks great in her classic Wonder Woman costume. The neighbors must have been awe stuck when they saw the popular television star at their door with a basket full of candy. Folks who love cosplay and Jenny McCarthy will most certainly appreciate this photo.
Fun Fact: Besides Brian Urlacher, McCarthy has dated a number of other well-known celebrities. One of her most high profile relationship was with the actor, Jim Carrey. They began dating in December of 2005, but didn’t go public with their relationship until the following summer. The two even lived together for a period of time, before ultimately calling it quits, sometime around April of 2010.
1 Paris: Artsy
The beautiful blonde socialite almost looks like a Cirque du Soleil performer in this creative attire. The former reality star shows off her artistic side with this unique pose. Paris Hilton is one of the few celebs who looks amazing, seemingly every time she is photographed. Posts like this serve as a reminder as to why the wealthy heiress is a must follow on social media outlets, especially Instagram. With over 50,000 likes, it’s fair to say that this photo definitely appealed to her audience.
Fun Fact: Hilton’s signature catchphrase, “That’s hot” became so popular that she made it a registered trademark. The hotel heiress uses the phrase on clothing, alcoholic beverages, and even electronic devices. It can also be seen in an ad Hilton was featured in for the fast food chain Carl’s Jr.