Fantasy Football isn’t some game where everyone comes out happy, shaking each other’s hands in the end. It’s a fierce competition that involves strategic drafting, smart trades and the occasional lucky play every now and then. It can seriously ruin friendships. All jokes aside, fantasy sports have blown up over the last decade and come hand in hand with watching the games themselves. After all, isn’t the game just a little more exciting when you’ve got something riding on it?
Fantasy Football is a year round commitment, as you’ve got to draft a team, man the waiver wire and try to make some beneficial trades. All while keeping up with player and team news and trying to see how you can make the best of the matchups you’ve got. It can get pretty time consuming after a while, but that’s all part of the fun. Winning and losing is a completely different story altogether. Building your team is probably one of the best times you’re going to have, because once you realize that all your choices suck, it’s a very slow, painful descent down from there.
One thing that’s always fun is choosing your team name. You’ve got people that go with a standard rip-off of their favorite team and others who put a lot of time and consideration into finding a great funny name. It might not help your chances down the line, but it’ll put a smile on your face once you’re staring that 0-4 start in the face. Why not take some of the names on this list if you haven’t decided on anything yet. That’s one less thing to worry about going into 2015.
15 Shopping at Lacy’s – Eddie Lacy
14 Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe – Dwayne Bowe
13 Forgetting Brandon Marshall – Brandon Marshall
12 Jamaal About That Bass – Jamaal Charles
11 Kaep to the Future – Colin Kaepernick
10 We Wilfork You – Vince Wilfork
9 The Deflatriots – New England Patriots
8 Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles – Blake Bortles
7 Multiple Goregasms – Frank Gore
6 Rage Against the Vereen – Shane Vereen
5 It’s a Hard Gronk Life – Rob Gronkowski
4 Bridge over Troubled Waters – Teddy Bridgewater
3 Harder Better Foster Stronger – Arian Foster
2 The Playbook of Eli – Eli Manning
1 Kung Suh Panda – Ndamukong Suh
Given his reputation as a dirty player, the fighting-style team name really fits his image well. Be it a stomp, kick or slap, Ndamukong Suh has done it all on the field, while still remaining one of the NFL’s best interior defensive linemen. Now with the Dolphins on a massive $114 million deal, Suh is going to be look at to anchor Miami’s defense. He’ll definitely get drafted in IDP drafts and given his level of production since entering the league, he should be on par with J.J. Watt and Justin Houston as one of the better pass rushers available.
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