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Von Miller Says He's Fined For Farting In Team Meetings

We've all been there haven't we? We're in a classroom, the office, a family dinner and we have to pucker up at the risk of humiliation? Well it seems Von Miller and the Broncos have more to suffer when cutting one loose, as the team apparently has a policy of fining players for farting in team meetings. Von Miller admits to being the biggest culprit.

Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post revealed this in a tweet earlier this week. She included her quote from Miller in her tweets as well.

Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015

 

Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015

Perhaps Miller should review his fiber intake. It may not be necessary to eat an entire wicker swing set every day. My only question is, how does the team always know it's him? How do they prove it? Is the smell really that distinct from everybody else's?

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