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Top 25 Fantasy Hockey Team Names

As another NHL season begins, so too does fantasy hockey. With the season already underway, many teams have been drafted, but there is still time to get a leg up on your opponents with a witty name for your fantasy team. A great team name can raise the profile of a struggling squad and set the tone for a dominant one. Whether you have drafted a team that will contend for the championship or one that will require some waiver wire sorcery, this list will have a team name for you.

Fantasy hockey can be a grueling test for a struggling manager, so it is important to enjoy the little things, like a clever team name, to maximize enjoyment. The daily hassle of setting lineups is far more enjoyable when your players are proudly representing a properly named fantasy franchise. Aside from proving your sports knowledge and making money, having fun is one the most important part of fantasy sports. Everybody loves a good pun and these team names are full of them.

This hockey season will surely see new superstars emerge and familiar faces continue their success. While fantasy leagues don’t offer the immortality of engraving your name on the Stanley Cup, they do offer fans an opportunity to claim bragging rights over their friends. For many it is a yearly tradition that unifies friends and families. Fall is here and hockey is finally back! Here are 25 names for your fantasy hockey team this season.

25 Giroux Better Yakupov Me Bro

Giroux: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports / Yakupov: Candice Ward-USA TODAY Sports

24 Brooklyn Islanders

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

23 Kane Cousins Cab Company

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

22 Everyday I’m Byfuglien

Ed Szczepanski-USA TODAY Sports

21 Staal in the Family

Marc DesRosiers-USA TODAY Sports

20 Broad Street Bullies

via screenrant.com

19 Barry Melrose Hair Club for Men

via espn.go.com

18 Letang Clan

Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

17 Calm Down I was Olli Jokinen

Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

16 Vokouna Matata

Rob Grabowski-USA TODAY Sports

15 Hitting the Kronwall

John E. Sokolowski-USA TODAY Sports

14 Pietrangelo’s Mona Lisa

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

13 Voracek Yoself

Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

12 Streit Outta Thornton

Streit: Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports / Thornton: Perry Nelson-USA TODAY Sports

11 Dial M for Malkin

Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

10 The Quick and the Ed-ler

Quick: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports / Edler: Anne-Marie Sorvin-USA TODAY Sports

9 Easy Kreider

Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

8 The Carey Price is Right

John E. Sokolowski-USA TODAY Sports

7 Hiller Street Blues

Billy Hurst-USA TODAY Sports

6 Whitney Baby One More Time

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

5 Michalek’s Anonymous

Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

4 DeKeyser Soze

Tom Szczerbowski-USA TODAY Sports

3 Like a Spurgeon

Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

2 Putin’s Puck Buddies

Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

1 Crosby Sucks

Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sports

Despite being projected as the #1 fantasy producer virtually every season, aside from last year, Sidney Crosby always finds a way to disappoint. Whether it is because of his whining to officials or general crybaby attitude, he is one of the most unlikeable superstars in NHL history. Crosby sucks chants take place at several arenas throughout the league, with one even starting at the Nassau Coliseum after Crosby was hit in the face with the puck.

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