There is a distinct difference between Irish Pride and Irish Ignorance; Conor McGregor possesses the latter. "The Notorious" is a wound that cannot heal. Constantly spewing out puss from the mouth.
In a horrific turn of events, Conor McGregor is considered to be a modern Irish Icon. No longer are the words of James Joyce or the voice of Liam Clancy the words and sounds of the proud Irish Nation.
Conor McGregor is less of a poet and more of brute. The kind of brutal-thinking person who understands chaos by fails in the ways of basic human empathy. McGregor is not the standard of Irish Culture but rather the shame.
In our modern world, the advent of social media has provided fans with an up-colse-and-personal look into the lives of their heroes. Instagram itself literally serves as a picture-posting-peek into celebrity lives.
In this piece, we will focus on the aforementioned Irishman and his personal Instagram account as we take a look at 15 of the douchiest pictures Conor McGregor has posted.
15 Beach Wear
The beach is a vile place; a disgusting wasteland full of half-naked hacks burning on the sand and soaking up the harmful rays of the sun; unaware that the beach could be taken years from their lives.
Here we have Conor McGregor looking ready to strut along the sand in an ever-most douchey manner. The caption reads: "The Notorious" and is accompanied by a shamrock emoji. Once again, McGregor provides a few reminders.
Those reminders? That Conor McGregor is the "notorious" fighter, that McGregor is Irish (much to the chagrin of many), and that McGregor would probably look like the douchiest man on the beach.
14 Camo and Socks
There is nothing particularly wrong with this caption. Conor McGregor is simply stating that he managed to get in a quick sparring workout at the Ultimate Fighter Gym; no harm if that's all there was. Then we get to the hashtag and photo.
Let's begin with the hashtag: #TheMacLife. If that doesn't scream "douchey hashtag" then we no longer understand our tagging culture. Conor McGregor may believe in the "Mac Life" but that doesn't mean we believe in McGregor.
Now let's move on to the photo: those camouflage trunks and stripped socks are a desperate cry for attention. Conor McGregor loves all eyes on him and this photo is no exception to that.
13 Guilty by Association
Here we see Conor McGregor, his girl, and two other men lounging in a vehicle and looking "douchey by association." The caption refers to their "fashionable" hats and only adds to the douche-factor of this photo.
For all we know, these people could be stand-up individuals but they are hanging out with Conor McGregor, so who knows for sure. McGregor is magnetic, no doubt, but what kind of people are pulled towards the fighter?
These four look like the group of obnoxious patrons everyone tries to avoid at the pub. Those loudmouths who only occupy the corner of room but can be heard throughout. Yes, any red-blooded drunkard knows the deal.
12 Flower Pants
Everybody enjoys a nice picturesque view. And in this photo we catch a glimpse of a beautiful country side with rolling hills and a gloomy yet beautiful sky. What a wonderful view this picture provides.
Then as you focus your eyes, there he stands: Conor McGregor and his flower-laced pants; ruining the sight and causing your blood to boil. Attention ploy once again? Absolutely. McGregor loves fishing for hate. (Yes, I bit the hook.)
Any man who walks around in flowered pants is begging for heads to turn. Conor McGregor is far from being a hippie so there is no attributing this photo to his "free thinking" state of mind.
11 High Society Type
What the hell is brunch anyway? Who invented this evil post-breakfast, pre-lunch meal? Champagne and orange juice? No. If you're going to drink an orange juice cocktail in the morning, you might as well spike it with vodka.
Here we have Conor McGregor over dressed in a high-end automobile and on his way to brunch. What a way to waste a late morning. What ever happened to meeting up for some hangover hamburgers at noon?
In this photo, Conor McGregor just looks douchey. Take a good look. Look at that man! How is this not a douchey photograph? We must wonder if the photographer in the car realized this all along.
10 Street Art
Art is a subjective thing; especially modern art. In modern society, street art has become a huge part of the current culture. Is this good art? Some would say yes while others would disagree. Either way, it is some sort of art.
In this photo, we do not see the physical Conor McGregor but rather a street art version of the fighter. It appears somebody felt the need to pay this colourful tribute to McGregor and place it on display in Venice.
What makes this photo so douchey? The fact that this is a clear example of Conor McGregor admiring Conor McGregor. Vanity at its finest. It is clear that McGregor possesses no humility whatsoever.
9 Shopping Spree
It appears as though Conor McGregor has an appreciation for Italian fashion. That's fine. Plenty of people share this appreciation but just took a good look at McGregor holding those Dolce & Gabana bags.
Conor McGregor certainly has the kind of cash to shop for high-end fashion but there's no need to share with the public; those who cannot afford to shop in the same store as McGregor. This is simply an "I'm better than you" photo.
And now let's focus on that scarf. Why? Why walk around wearing a scarf in non-scarf weather? This item of clothing should not exist anywhere other than frigid environments. And on Conor McGregor, it simply looks like douchey fashion.
8 Million Dollar Man
Here we see a photo of wrestling legend, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. The old-school wrestling character was presented as a smug, arrogant, stuck-up millionaire who flaunted his wealth in front of everybody. Sound familiar?
Conor McGregor felt the need to post this photo along with the caption "Selfie." What a douchey move. Ted DiBiase played a character on television while McGregor is simply lost within his own delusion.
Sure, Conor McGregor is a made man in the UFC World but what an awful comparison to make. Especially considering that "The Million Dollar Man" character was shadowed by a manservant who was made to look inferior.
7 Animal Relaxation
Well, if the caption is true, then Conor McGregor has certainly won no points with PETA. In this ever-so-douchey pose, McGregor once again shows the world how easy it is to truly look like an imbecile.
While considered unethical by many, using animals for fashion is a practice that dates back to primitive man and is not about to change; even with all these bleeding-heart activists and their picket line protests.
It doesn't really matter on which side of the argument you stand, posing in this manner will only score a man points with the lowest forms of human. Kill the animals, wear 'em, and sit on 'em as well. We are the real Beasts.
6 Blood Car?
Yes, taking pride in one's accomplishments is common and Conor McGregor is not the only athlete to flaunt his wealth over social media. However, how can we ignore that caption? "I draw blood for this life?"
Indeed Conor McGregor does "draw blood" to pay the bills but so did Mike Tyson and look how he turned out. Perhaps racing pigeons is a future McGregor might want to consider when his days in the Octagon are over.
Not only does Conor McGregor look douchey in this photo, his backseat buddy matches the look. Just a pair of foul fools out on the town in an over-priced vehicle without a care in the world. The narrow-visioned night life.
5 Expensive Time
In this day-and-age, watches have become obsolete. Who needs a watch to tell time when everybody has the time in their pocket vie cell phone. Exactly. This new-wave of technology has rendered the wrist-watch useless.
Therefore, why would someone continue to wear a watch? As a fashion statement. And as we all know, Conor McGregor loves to indulge in fashion as evident here with this Galaxy Caramel Rolex wrist-watch.
Once again we see Conor McGregor showing off his wealth in this blatant display of vain photography. The people understand by now that McGregor makes more money. Why continue to flaunt your douchey wares?
4 Birthday Babes
Talk about stripping away the Irish Pride. This photo represents a vision of modern misogyny peppered with flags of Ireland and the "hometown hero" participating in an early birthday celebration.
Conor McGregor, three women with their asses hanging out, and a few Irish flags. What the hell are we looking at here? This is a douchey birthday celebration if there has ever been one; no doubt about that.
Obviously Conor McGregor had a good time on this night while galavanting around with women who were paid to follow the fighter like puppy dogs. Yes, these are the ways the wealthy celebrate another year of living.
3 Bike Ride
In preparation for UFC 202, Conor McGregor decided to not only take a little bike ride but to share yet another douchey photo. Ah, look at this picture; how could anybody hit the like button? C'mon!
With a corny Terminator impression, we see Conor McGregor shirtless on a his bike and looking like his usually arrogant self. Nice to see McGregor found time to stop and pose during this bike ride.
What's most shocking about this photo is that Conor McGregor is not flaunting his bike which is surely worth more than anything you own because, you know, this is the way McGregor has decided to live his life.
2 Catching Ray
Another example of the sun scorching the human flesh. Here we see Conor McGregor sitting out and catching some rays while a "candid" photo was taken of the fighter. Just a man working on his tan.
McGregor looks extra douchey on this day while taking in the rays in nothing but his underwear. Life looks easy for those who are paid to fight. However, McGregor better enjoy this life while young.
The long-term road of the fighter is riddled with potholes and roadblocks. Yes, Conor McGregor is "living the life" right now but all this glitz and glamour cannot last. Eventually you run out of rounds.
1 False Inspiration
You know what makes an athlete a true role model? One who decides to pursue the humble side of life and inspire the next generation to aspire to be something more than a flash-in-the-pan performer.
"Aim for the Rolls Royce stars kid!" ... These are the words of inspiration Conor McGregor has provided to his fans. This is one of the douchiest pieces of advice an athlete could provide to the youth.
Conor McGregor is an Irish Hooligan, who happened upon Ultimate Fighting; nothing more, nothing less. If McGregor inspires you in any way, then look elsewhere as your view has clearly been distorted by Guinness and Jameson.
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