If you aren't prepared to be weirded out, then don't go any further. If you are, then great, because this is so, so juicy.
Apparently, Big E has the hots for Becky Lynch's mother... and The Man has basically given her stamp of approval.
E, who is currently nursing an injury, has been quite active on social media while he recovers. And, after coming across a photo of Mama Lynch on Twitter, he immediately fell in love.
It all started with Becky responding to comments from Lacey Evans, but E simply took over, professing his affection for his colleague's mother while sparing no punches.
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Seemed like a pretty standard day for The Man.
Scratch that. I would lay my whole body in the puddle so Mama Lynch could walk across me.— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
Becky could have probably killed this off, but she picked it up and just ran with it.
E, she’s married!— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
(She said to message her burner phone later)
That was all the New Day star needed...
I’m so sorry!— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
(Let her know I have some time off & I can be in Dublin by tomorrow.)
To those of you who thought the splits were useless...
She saw a gif of you doing the splits and has paid your airfare.— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
Couldn't get more bizarre, right?
I would learn to become a cycling class instructor & offer Mama Lynch free classes just in hopes of seeing her post-workout glisten. https://t.co/5PCLszdHbh— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
Oh, she tryna ride?!!!!!?????!!!???!!????— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 9, 2019
Then this bit of genius from a potential future Beck E.
I’m just telling you I better not end up being Beck E Langston out of all of this.— The Man (@BeckyLynchWWE) May 9, 2019
What This Means
Mostly that Big E is quite the randy fella and that Becky has a way with words that simply can't be matched right now.
TheSportster's seriously considering starting up a petition for an on-screen angle here. Imagine this: A love triangle involving Big E, Becky Lynch's mom... and The Miz's dad.
What say you?