New Day superstar Big E has been thinking about Becky Lynch's mom a lot lately, having spent most of Thursday hitting on her.
E engaged in a bizarre back and forth with Lynch on Twitter last week after coming across a photo of the Raw and SmackDown Women's champ's mother, with the latter seemingly approving of her colleague's fondness.
The currently injured star has since spoken to Busted Open Radio regarding his infatuation with his middle-aged Irish crush.
“Look, if you set eyes on that woman, and you don’t see beauty radiating just pulsing off of your screen, that’s not a me problem. That’s a you problem," he declared (h/t 411Mania).
"Why is that an issue, that I want Mama Lynch looking over my [Twitter] feed on a daily basis? I like how she just at the top just looking down on all that. It’s quite refreshing, honestly.
"We’ve been tweeting back and forth. [Becky] very clearly approves of me speaking of her mom in this light and us possibly getting together. She even made reference to me possibly being her new stepfather.
"As long as I don’t…she’s grown now, so I don’t have to pay to raise her. We’ve met before. Trust me, it was a lot more brief than I would have liked. One day I’ll be able to esquire her about town. I don’t know exactly all of her likes and needs and turn ons and turns offs but I’m going to get to the very bottom of all of that.”
The 33-year-old is currently recovering from a knee injury and is facing significant time on the sidelines. He says he doesn't expect to be back until 2021 and could return with a pair of hydraulic knees.
“I had a meniscus repair and I think I’ll be back by 2021. That’s my goal," he said. "If I give myself a year and a half, I think that sounds about right. You know, you don’t want to rush these things. Maybe even 2022, who knows?
"Maybe I’ll take some time off. Maybe get some hydraulic knees, because this is my fourth knee surgery. So maybe look into that. Some Go-Go-Gadget legs. I might go bionic, actually. So we might go back to the drawing boards on that. Get some new hardware. So yeah, that’s the plan.”
What This Means
E is clearly being satirical here and should not be taken seriously; we all know he stays clowning.
This Becky Lynch mom thing could present an interesting angle, however. And there's no doubting that plenty of fans want to see it reach on-screen status.