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10 Entertaining Wrestlers Who Couldn't Wrestle And 10 Great Wrestlers Who Were Boring

Despite sharing the same job description, there’s a big difference between professional wrestlers and sports entertainers. In order to become a mega superstar in wrestling you don’t have to be a great worker. You don’t even have to be a good one! All the while, some of the best pound-for-pound wrestlers in the world have struggled to make their mark on the big stage despite having more than capable skills between the ropes.

Sports entertainment became the new term to use in the late '90s when talking about pro wrestling, but make no mistake, it had been the norm for decades prior. Few of the main event talent pushed in the '80s, especially in the WWE, were as gifted in the ring as they were over with the fans. They were pushed due to their popularity, size, look, merchandising or for other various entertainment reasons, but not for how good they were in the ring.

We compared in-ring ability on both sides of the spectrum against overall entertainment value in order to make our list. Some of the best wrestlers in the world, like Kurt Angle, clearly don’t make the cut because they were as entertaining as they were good. Likewise, some of the worst workers of all time didn’t make it because they were not fun to watch on top of being terrible wrestlers. I’m looking at you, Great Khali!

20 Sports Entertainer: John Cena

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John Cena may have changed some minds after SummerSlam the other week when he and AJ Styles certainly had the match of the night. The Face That Runs The Place pulled off moves he hasn’t shown in years and some I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do, but one good match doesn’t make up for over a decade of dullness. Cena may be one of the biggest draws of all time, but his wrestling prowess is predictable, repetitive and downright lazy. I don’t doubt Cena can wrestle; I think he chooses not to.

19 Wrestler: Lance Storm

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Maybe there’s something in the water up in Calgary. It seems like every star the city’s produced over the years has always been a wrestler first and showman second. Lance Storm is a technical marvel who was so awkward at being a sports entertainer that it actually became his gimmick. From ECW to WCW, and finally to WWE, Storm played the role of the ever so serious wrestler’s wrestler.

18 Sports Entertainer: Goldberg

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Goldberg became an absolute phenom in wrestling during the late '90s and early '00s in WCW and did it without being a very good wrestler at all. What’s more impressive, nobody really noticed. Goldberg had less moves in his repertoire than I have fingers, yet like many of the big man brawlers before him, he was able to pull off one of the most successful careers in history.

17 Wrestler: Jack Swagger

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Poor Jack Swagger seems to be nothing more than a glorified jobber these days after a breakout run that saw him win the World Heavyweight Championship and Money in the Bank early on. The former collegiate All-American translated an amateur skill set into what many assumed would be a long and successful career, but his days in the spotlight appear to be a thing of the past.

16 Sports Entertainer: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan

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Not many guys were as loved by fans quite like good old Hacksaw during his day. Though he never held a WWE title and got one of his two WCW belts by literally digging it out of the trash, Duggan was as over as any guy the business has ever seen. He did it all while having one of the worst wrestling techniques of all time. Duggan was a brawler who punched, kicked and shoulder tackled his way to fame and that pretty much sums up his entire move set.

15 Wrestler: Shane Douglas

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ECW was a promotion in which, despite all the barbed wire and flaming tables that were commonplace, good wrestling was just as much rewarded. That’s why Shane Douglas was the man in The Land of Extreme. The Franchise was as technically sound as just about any grappler in the big two during his ECW days and he put on some absolute clinics in Philly during his run. On the bigger WWE and WCW stages, however, he just never seemed to be able to find his footing.

14 Sports Entertainer: George “The Animal” Steele

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George “The Animal” Steele was, to be fair, one of the worst actual wrestlers the business has ever seen. His matches were slow, having next to no technical aspects no matter who he worked, and in any other time or place, he would’ve been booed out of arenas. But despite not knowing the difference between a wristlock and a wristwatch, The Animal was as entertaining as any man who ever graced the squared circle.

13 Wrestler: Haku

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As a fantastic, recent exclusive from right here on TheSportster can testify, Haku was as entertaining as anybody. Unfortunately, most of the reasons that made him so entertaining happened outside of the squared circle. As far as in-ring competitors go, looking back on old Haku matches and even his time in WCW as Meng, the most feared man in wrestling history was as technically sound as he was brutal.

12 Sports Entertainer: Kamala

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The Ugandan Giant was always an entertaining gimmick first and a wrestler second. It’s not that Kamala was necessarily all that bad of a wrestler, but he also wasn’t a good one. Those who are bigger in stature get more of a pass from fans for not being great wrestlers but they shouldn’t. Look at the likes of Yokozuna and Bam Bam Bigelow, big men who could put on a clinic any day of the week, while still being dominant due to their size.

11 Wrestler: Jerry Lynn

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Like Shane Douglas, Jerry Lynn got his due while in ECW but didn’t get the deserved credit for his skills anywhere else. Lynn was in fact an amazing in-ring talent who could work with just about anybody and make them look like a million bucks. His mat skills mixed with high flying capabilities put him up there with some of the best. Unfortunately, many in the big leagues weren’t appreciative of his efforts.

10 Sports Entertainer: Shane McMahon

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Shane McMahon is a bit of an easy target here because he’s not an actual wrestler and never was, but despite that, it hasn’t kept him out of the ring. While McMahon might not be a wrestler, he is without question a sports entertainer. In fact, based on his countless PPV stealing high spots, Shane O’Mac finds himself near the top of the pack as one of the better sports entertainers of all time.

9 Wrestler: Steve Williams

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Steve Williams made a decent splash in the pre-WCW NWA days during the '80s before heading to wrestle full-time in Japan for nearly a decade as a headliner in AJPW. Williams was another All-American who brought his amateur style with him into the pros, and few men were as technically gifted in the ring and feared by opponents than Dr. Death.

8 Sports Entertainer: The Sandman

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The Sandman was gushing blood and crushing beers in the squared circle long before Stone Cold was ever a thing. If sports entertainer had a picture next to it in the dictionary, it perhaps might be of this hardcore legend slamming a beer can into his head or having a smoke on his way to the ring. While Sandman was one of the more entertaining performers of his era, he just might’ve been the worst wrestler the industry has ever seen.

7 Wrestler: Tyson Kidd

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It’s common knowledge WWE holds back what their mid-card stars can do so nobody outshines the top roster. Out of all the great stars who fell victim to this over the years, Tyson Kidd might not seem like the obvious choice, but he should be near the top of anyone’s list. Kidd literally grew up alongside the Hart family and was practically raised in a wrestling ring. Ask anyone who remembers the later years of Stampede Wrestling and they’ll tell you Tyson Kidd was one of the best in-ring talents the world over.

6 Sports Entertainer: Andre the Giant

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Nobody can argue the legacy of the late, great Eighth Wonder of the World or his place in wrestling history, but it’s safe to say Andre the Giant, while an absolute legend, was by no means a great wrestler. Not that it mattered. Andre was the definition of sports entertainment long before the term was ever coined. People didn’t pay to see Andre The Giant wrestle as much as they simply paid to see Andre The Giant, period.

5 Wrestler: Greg “The Hammer” Valentine

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Few wrestlers in history could tell a story with a match quite like Greg Valentine. He was nothing pretty, nothing flashy, just a guy in basic tights and boots who could go out there and have the match of the night any day of the week. Valentine could have a 60 minute mat classic of chain wrestling one day and then a striking, chop infested brawl the next, all the while making whoever he stepped in the ring to oppose look like a champion.

4 Sports Entertainer: Hulk Hogan

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No professional wrestler in history, not Savage, not Flair, not Austin, not The Rock, were as popular as Hulk Hogan, which makes it all the more ironic that all four of those men could wrestle and Hogan could not. Yep, truth be told, old Hulk was a pretty terrible wrestler. It’s funny to say when you really think about it. It’s like saying, sure, Michael Jordan was “the best” basketball player, but he wasn’t actually good at it. It’s one of the things that sets wrestling apart from the rest.

3 Wrestler: Dean Malenko

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For those of you who are enthralled by in-ring product and execution rather than glitz and glamour, look no further than Dean Malenko. The Man of 1,000 Holds gained traction in ECW before becoming one of the main faces of WCW’s Cruiserweight Division. His work with Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero and especially Rey Mysterio produced some of the greatest matches in the company’s history and WCW, to their credit, billed Malenko properly as the no-nonsense Iceman.

2 Sports Entertainer: The Ultimate Warrior

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Ultimate Warrior was blessed with all the qualities an entertainer who can’t wrestle needs to have. He had an amazing physique, was larger than life, had a crazy gimmick, cut wild promos and, most importantly, was just awful at wrestling. Warrior quite literally ran rampant in WWE during the late '80s and well into the '90s and hit heights few other babyfaces were allowed to reach during the Hulk Hogan era. Despite not displaying anything close to things like ring awareness and technical ability, he made a career by not having them, and it made him a legend.

1 Wrestler: Dan “The Beast” Severn

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Dan Severn is an MMA legend who made a name for himself during the early years of UFC. A seasoned grappler, trained in Judo and Jujitsu, Severn has a sparkling all-time MMA record of 101-19-7. In a legitimate contest, few pro wrestlers could last more than a couple of minutes against The Beast. Due to his popularity in the octagon, Severn followed in the footsteps of fellow MMA star Ken Shamrock by transitioning into pro wrestling. He should have been a star. He was not. All the legit wrestling talent in the world does not make you a good sports entertainer.

Severn may have had success on the indy circuit, but not in the big leagues. He lasted in the WWE for less than a year, making next to no impact while there. He, more than anybody, was an expert in the world of “real” wrestling. He is perhaps the best proof that it’s a difficult to master both wrestling and sports entertainment.

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