15A Coffee Mug
Any working man or woman’s best friend, the coffee mug is an early-riser’s dream: can hold coffee or tea, has a convenient handle for ease of use and protection from the hot drink inside, doesn’t scream OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHHAAAAAA whenever it goes to punch the lights out of some poor soul. The
coffee mug may actually be a bit of an unfair example, as its ceaseless pandering to anyone near it and ability to get people off of their feet is greater than many a wrestler working today. Nevertheless, a regular mug of piping hot coffee is easily more charismatic than the Samoan Spear-mission Machine.