It seems a Superhero has been slain by his Kryptonite.
Set to headline WrestleMania 33, "The Not-So-Ultimate, Mildly Interesting Thrill Ride", Goldberg would defend his WWE Universal Championship against Brock Lesnar.
That is no longer the case.
While pumping himself up in true neanderthal fashion, Goldberg couldn't help but smash his head against that damn door, giving himself a concussion and effectively knocking him out of the main event of WrestleMania 33, "The Make Sure We Overdo This And Annoy Fans Thrill Ride."
Another streak has ended: Goldberg 367283, Door 1.
In case you haven't gotten it yet, this is an April's Fool joke. Yeah, we're lame like that. Hope you enjoyed the read and more importantly, enjoy WrestleMania 33 "The OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP Thrill Ride"!