An ex-WWE star has said that the company's drug testing policy is ruining Tinder for him. A headline that writes itself, right? But even if it doesn't, he's made sure to request it.

Dylan Postl, whom you'll probably remember as Hornswoggle, spent 10 years in the WWE, making his debut on SmackDown as the 'Little Bastard' - Finlay's sidekick - in 2006. He got a name change the following year, also playing out a story as Vince McMahon's illegitimate son for some time.

His time in the WWE came to an end in 2016, a year after he was hit with a 30-day suspension for violating the company's wellness policy. According to him, it was because he couldn't produce a urine sample on time as he simply could not urinate.

"I couldn't pee very simply. I couldn't pee for the test in the allotted time and that was against the Wellness Policy," he said in an interview a few days after being dismissed. "I get that. I fully agree. My only gripe was the wording of it. When you say it's a failure of the Wellness Policy, it comes off as I'm a drug user and that is something I am not."

Following the suspension, Postl spent a year on the roster without making a single appearance before being let go. He now goes by the name Swoggle on the independent scene. And he's also running his own promotion called ACW Winsconsin, which is actually doing pretty good, boasting big names such as Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner, Ryback, the Hurricane and the Sandman.

Swoggle's ban was nearly three years ago, and he has moved on. Yet he claims to be still feeling the effects, particularly on the dating scene.

"I say it all the time. That’s the one thing I’m sour about is how they all handled that, just [me] not being able to piss, and how they handled the whole situation. But it’s in the past. I’ve moved far on from that," he told Uproxx during a recent With Spandex podcast.

"I just hated like … I had a Tinder date one time, and after that she looked me up; she Googled me. And it was of the first things that came up. And I was like … She goes, “Oh, you like doing like … You a big drug guy?” I go, “No. I just couldn’t piss.” She goes, “Oh, okay.” I was like, “I legitimately couldn’t piss.”

"So, that’s what it’s … It’s ruining Tinder for me. Essentially, WWE’s drug testing is ruining Tinder for me. That’s the headline."

The 31-year-old, 4 ft 5 in wrestler probably doesn't even need to use Tinder. Who wouldn't want to date a former WWE star with his own promotion? Well, unless he's a little short on game.

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