So by some combination of anger at the political establishment, general numb skullery and bizarre dark arts spells, WWE Hall of Famer Donald J. Trump is President Elect of the United States. This rightfully has angered many people who are already looking ahead at the 2020 election. One of the celebrity names that keeps popping up there is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
And after electing an orange chihuaha as president, why not make it The Rock? At least everyone likes him. While we're at it, why not go all the way with it and make his cabinet filled with wrestlers? Surely they can't be any worse than what the U.S has now.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you (four years from now) President Johnson, his Vice President and his cabinet. And please, for the love of God, don't take this seriously.
Vice President: Paul Heyman
Sure, The Rock was never a Paul Heyman guy, but the VP is supposed to be there to back up the president, right? Well, The Rock would get no better advocate than Paul Heyman. You can just picture Heyman lurking in the background whenever The Rock were to make a speech and if for some reason the charismatic Rock had to miss an event, you can be sure Heyman would keep everybody up to speed and get the president's message across.
Now, onto the cabinet.
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