1. Attorney General (Head of Department of Justice): The Undertaker
He's an icon of the professional wrestling industry but more importantly he's been the locker room leader of the WWE for years. You better believe he has the credentials.
Think about it. Undertaker commands so much respect that is able to keep even the biggest of prima donnas like Shawn Michaels in line. With Taker at the helm, you better believe district attorneys and others will listen to what he has to say. Or else they can rest... in... peace... *rolls eyes for dramatic effect*.