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Top 15 Wrestlers You Could Probably Beat Up In Real Life

The various wrestling entertainment companies around the world churn out wrestlers like a factory conveyor belt. Many one-time wonders have graced the ring, wrestlers who have made an impact but have then been tossed aside. Others have had careers that have been short-lived, either due to injuries or because of the cut-throat nature of the business. There have also been many stars – wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan who have helped shape the sport and make it into the multi-million dollar industry it is today.

In any given year, the wrestling roster will have a combination of the best of the best and names you’ll probably only remember for a short period of time. Every wrestler is tough; we’re not disputing that fact. But some put in such pitiful performances, we can’t help but wonder how they reached that level. Has fighting in front of thousands of fans hindered their performances? Are they just the fall guys – given their shot and then pushed aside to make room for others? Regardless of what the specifics are, we’ve all tuned in once in a while to see some wrestler that we’re sure we could give a run for their money – wrestlers who wouldn’t last five minutes outside the ring against you or I, let alone against professionals.

Below is our list of 15 wrestlers that the average person could likely beat up.

15 15. Ryback

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He might be big, he might be marketed in the right way, but there’s a reason he’s not the fans' favorite. Look deeper into Ryback’s character and his moves in the ring, and many people regard him as a phony, a Goldberg copycat. That’s what the WWE hoped to get out of Ryback; they envisioned great things from him, wanted him to follow in Goldberg’s footsteps. But what they got was a guy who’s been deemed "unfit" by many experts, lacks any type of decent wrestling ability, and steals moves – it’s been alleged – from Goldberg.

14 14. Tyson Kidd

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Now this guy may look like a hard man, but his in-ring antics haven’t set the world alight. That’s probably why he’s been around a bit – he keeps getting shoved aside by different wrestling companies. His stint with WWE was less than remarkable. He was never an automatic choice on roster selections – it was a lottery whether or not he would get drafted, and the fans never took to his persona – a persona which did nothing to elevate Kidd through the ranks.

13 13. Titus O’Neil

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This mountain of a man started his career through the WWE developmental program, steadily rose through the ranks and is still contracted to fight with WWE. Therefore, you might be thinking, does Titus deserve a place on this list? We certainly think so. The man has a short fuse and fights with his bosses – he was recently suspended for 60 days for fighting with Vince McMahon. This shows his unstable personality, and judging by his other outbursts, things may be a little muddled between the ears.

12 12. Disco Inferno

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The name alone makes you think this man belonged in a nightclub spinning decks, not on the roster of the world’s top wrestling entertainment company. But it was his lackadaisical approach to the business – a business that other people work 24 hours a day to be successful, that makes you think he didn’t take wrestling, or himself for that matter, too seriously. He didn’t have a whole lot of street smarts about him either. He was arrested for holding illegal gambling games in his house, and once attempted to join the New World Order, but was severely mocked and deservedly so.

11 11. Bo Dallas

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Could the average person in everyday life beat Bo Dallas? You better bo-lieve they can! Sorry, had to get one pun in there. We don't want to take anything away from Bo Dallas, as he has trained really hard to be a pro wrestler and granted, he's taken some significant bumps throughout his career to prove his toughness. But come on, let's be honest here, the guy wouldn't exactly intimidate you if you got on his bad side in a bar. While you may steer away from a fight with his brother Bray Wyatt or his father Mike Rotunda, Bo Dallas won't exactly put a scare into many people.

10 10. Seth Rollins

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Seth Rollins has been involved in professional wrestling for over a decade. He has some great credentials; he’s a two-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion and a one-time United States Champion. He’s certainly talented - in the scripted world of championship wrestling.

9 9. Mikey Whipwreck

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Remember Mikey Whipwreck? No? Not many do. That’s because Whipwreck hardly set the world alight during his tenure in the ring. He was a fall guy during his time with ECW, a guy on the roster just to fill up space, paid to get beat up. Initially, Whipwreck wasn’t even given a finishing move, so most of his initial wins occurred just through pure dumb luck. Somehow Whipwreck became the third ECW Triple Crown Champion, but this small guy, and not necessarily fit either, won’t be giving many guys sleepless nights.

8 8. The Miz

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7 7. Sting

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6 6. Xavier Woods

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Woods is a current WWE Tag Team Champion along with Big E and Kofi Kingston, but perhaps he chooses to fight as part of The New Day trio so that he can get some back up – relying on his partners and not his own wrestling abilities. But that’s in the ring, what about if Woods was to get down and dirty with you or I? Firstly, it’s highly unlikely that he would, because it doesn’t look like he has much time on his hands. Woods is an educated man; he’s earned a bachelor’s degree in philosophy, a master’s degree in psychology and is currently on course to obtain his PhD in educational psychology.

5 5. Tajiri

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4 4. Matt Hardy

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Matt Hardy is a bruiser and a great tag team partner, but get him one-on-one and pretty much everyone will fancy their chances against him. He’s not the fittest guy. He's lethargic and cumbersome in the ring – probably why he’s fought with his brother Jeff for most of his career, to have a partner to help bail him out of trouble. Two Hardys are certainly better than one, but get Matt on his own, in the ring or out, and he’s sure to get a beating. He can hit hard, can take punches, but his skill set as a force in wrestling isn’t anything to rave about. He’s survived this long due to his personality, his charisma, and by being part of the Hardy Boyz.

3 3. Sandman

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Not many of you would remember Sandman. He made his debut way back in 1989 and was never setting the world of wrestling alight during stints with World Championship Wrestling, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, ECW and World Wrestling Entertainment. He developed a hardcore persona, but it was clearly all an act, a bit too put on at times. With many wrestlers, the hard man image is scripted but take away the cameras and they’ll still be tough as nails. But you don’t get that sense with Sandman.

2 2. JBL

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JBL lands himself on the list because while he has a reputation for having been a backstage bully, like many bullies, when someone stands up to him, he's not so tough. He sucker punched Blue Meanie at ECW's One Night Stand PPV, and proceeded to beat him bloody in the ring. One day though, JBL messed with the wrong guy. One time on a Tribute to the Troops tour, JBL kept bothering announcer Joey Styles. Bradshaw being 6-foot-6 and 300 pounds probably felt he could give Styles all the crap he could handle and Styles would just have to take it, because well, Styles is just a scrawny little commentator. Styles knocked JBL off his feet with one shot. When he did that, he presented hope for fighting underdogs everywhere.

1 1. Cody Rhodes

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Anyone worth their soul would fancy their chances against Cody Rhodes, aka Stardust. As the son of WWE Hall of Famer and complete legend, the late Dusty Rhodes, Cody had a lot to live up to when he embarked – or was pushed – into a career in professional wrestling. Look at Cody and you’d think "what’s this preppy school boy doing in the ring?" He doesn’t resemble your typical wrestler, which is probably why he didn’t climb through the ranks and gain as much success as his late father. Surprisingly, his skill set was mediocre; his tactics weren’t bad, but his size and possibly his family’s wrestling pedigree hindered his performances. In a real fight, you wouldn’t think he’d pose too many people too many problems – he has a number of weaknesses which have been found out and exploited during the course of his career. One solid punch and he’d be a goner. You can put his half-brother and fellow wrestler Goldust in the same category too.

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