Breast augmentation isn’t a rare thing to find in the WWE. In fact, if I were looking at divas who hadn’t gone under the knife, I’d struggle to fill this list. The practice was especially rampant in the Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras, where divas were rarely looked at for their in-ring talent, but rather used as glorified cheerleaders, with their matches being unofficially designated bathroom breaks. While there were some undoubtedly talented wrestlers during these eras, they were never treated with the same respect as the male superstars were.
We’re approaching a new era for women in wrestling, with wrestlers like Sasha Banks and Charlotte becoming popular through their ability on the mat rather than just their looks. As a wrestling fan and an advocate for women equality, I welcome the change. There’s been some fantastic matches on NXT and WWE over the past year that prove that women can do it just as good as men, and we have plenty of amazing matches to look forward to with the current crop of women.
That being said, inside me, and I daresay most men, is a 13-year-old boy who gets really excited by breasts. I can’t help it. It’s a gut reaction I get when a pair of big ol’ boobs are flashed in my face. So as we leave this era of artificially improving yourself to try and get male attention and enter the world of #givedivasachance, it feels apt to give this 13-year-old part of my brain one last ride with the WWE, indulging it for possibly the last time. Allow me to guide you through the hallowed halls of WWE Boobie History as we walk down mammary lane with the Top 15 Best Boob Jobs in WWE History.
15 Gail Kim
Gail Kim made history when she won the WWE Women’s Championship in her debut in 2003, and although she was great in the ring, she never quite got the push that some of her peers did. What did get a nice push though, was her breasts.
You may have to stretch your mind to remember the duo of Deuce and Domino, but their manager Cherry should be fresh in every man’s mind. She often looked like the waitress at a diner, complete with the voluptuous chest enough to make teenage boys forget their order of a shake and fries.
13 Stephanie McMahon
You know, Stephanie McMahon’s implants often looked weird and fake. If she wasn’t wearing a tight top that covered them completely, they never looked the part. But despite that, they still gave us some of the best moments of her career.
She was very tolerant of letting superstars make fun of her enhancement, giving us the classic Chris Jericho “Let the boobies hit the floor” promo in 2001, where he continuously made fun of the balloons attached to Stephanie’s chest.
Jacqueline was a gifted athlete, already having years in the wrestling industry when she joined WWE in 1998, but in order to grab the attention of the Attitude Era male crowd, she chose to get some work done. Jacqueline never quite recovered athletically, and her WWE career would almost would be completely forgettable as a result.
11 Beth Phoenix
Beth Phoenix left the company abruptly in 2012, depriving the world of the alternative diva of that generation. Slightly fuller and stronger than a lot of her peers of that generation, she was a different type of diva for the alternative crowd. This was helped quite a bit by her generous implanted breasts. In an era that was transitioning between Trish Stratus and Nikki Bella, Beth Phoenix provided that alternative look to keep fans coming back.
On the subject of superstars marrying divas, what did a guy like The Miz have to do to win the affections of a bombshell like Maryse? With the gorgeous face, velvety blonde hair and the fact she sometimes spoke in French, Maryse’s near-perfect implants completed her look and made her the most interesting thing in the Divas division for a good while. Especially considering her in-ring ability wasn’t half bad either.
9 Eve Torres
The original Diva and AOL’s most downloaded woman in 1996, Sunny is a lasting memory for any wrestling fans of the 90s. She was a classic beauty, who knew she looked good and knew how to show it. Helped quite a handful by some surgically assisted boobs.
7 Eva Marie
It’s not often I feature Eva Marie on a list for something positive. She’s been a constant frustration for me with her lack of in-ring ability and her terrible mic skills, but even I have to admit that she does look good. Her striking red hair certainly makes her stand out from the crowd, but the implants in her breasts elevate her looks to be the best on the roster.
5 Torrie Wilson
A winner of Miss Galaxy, Torrie was always going to set the WWE alight when she joined in 2001. She was always the crowd pleaser, being a staple of the “Bra and Panties” match and even posing for Playboy. Her look was accentuated with her huge bra size, and she used her breasts to really push her own sexuality, making her one of the most popular Divas of all time during her time with the company.
4 Nikki Bella
While the Bella Twins was a unique gimmick, it can be hard to distinguish which of the twins you’re looking at. Over the years they’ve found ways to make themselves different from each other, and one of the big changes was Nikki Bella’s boob job.
Honestly, as much as I want to talk about big and bouncy they are now, I’m just impressed that they’ve used her bigger breasts as a way of telling them apart, and even utilizing them in story moments where Brie pretends to be her sister by stuffing her bra. Genius usage of her surgical procedure.
Lita was a girl who didn’t need to have it done. She rocked the alternative look, and her slim physique combined with her punk fashion made a huge hit with the Attitude Era fans who were cheering for the Hardy Boyz.
Ah Sable, the breats that launched a thousand ships. When Sunny started a revolution of highly sexualized women in the WWE, Sable continued to lead that trend with a smile on her face and an almost illegal amount of cleavage.
1 Trish Stratus
There’s no denying it – Trish Stratus was the first example of a perfect diva. She had the dynamite looks, the amazing body, and her in-ring ability and work ethic were threatened only by Lita’s. She will always be one of the most famous female wrestlers of all time, and her ascension to the top was no doubt assisted by the time she put her breasts under the knife.
Watching her as a younger boy, I remember being completely distracted by the generous cleavage she displayed in most matches, and it wasn’t until I was older that I could look back and appreciate her in-ring ability (though, it was still hard to completely focus). She's had them removed since retiring, but she still looks amazing.
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