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Top 15 WWE Women You Wish You Could Marry

The women of the WWE are some of the most beautiful female athletes in all of sports. Not only are WWE's women required to be gorgeous, but they must be talented as well. Beauty and style can only get

The women of the WWE are some of the most beautiful female athletes in all of sports. Not only are WWE's women required to be gorgeous, but they must be talented as well. Beauty and style can only get a female WWE Superstar so far. Just ask Eva Marie for proof of that statement.

Since the WWE women are on the road just as long as their male counterparts, most of WWE's women end up dating and even marrying their male coworkers. This list will show you just how common dating among male and female wrestlers actually is.

However, would a WWE Woman actually make an attentive spouse? Or, would she be too focused on her job and furthering her own career? We all know that working for the WWE requires dedication and sacrifice. With that being said, there's absolutely no reason why a retired female WWE Superstar wouldn't make a great wife.

Most of the women included on this list are obviously gorgeous, but there are a couple of entries that might surprise you. Number 15 had me questioning my own morality, and I think it might do the same thing to you once you see who it is. With that being said, I hope this article makes you laugh and entertains you the whole way through. Here are the Top 15 WWE Women You Wish You Could Marry

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15 Linda McMahon

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Before you start vomiting, just hear me out. Imagine if Linda McMahon divorced Vince and took half of his money with her. Now, let's pretend that she is wildly in love with you for some strange reason.

Would you be willing to satisfy Linda in every way imaginable? Half a billion dollars is a lot of money, but is it enough to make you marry a 67-year-old grandmother? I'm sure you are debating whether or not you would make sweet love to her, I know I am.

On a side note, I'm extremely sorry about what you just read......Moving on!

14 Mickie James

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Mickie James was one of the hottest female WWE Superstars during the Ruthless Aggression era. She had a beautiful face, but it was her body that drove the fans wild. Mickie was thick in all the right places. She was so attractive that John Cena cheated on his eventual wife with her, but that's another story altogether.

In 2015, Mickie married TNA wrestler Magnus, but we will refer to him as the jabroni who took her off the market. Needless to say, Mickie definitely downgraded when she married Magnus. She went from sleeping with the most popular Superstar in the WWE to marrying a jabroni from TNA.

13 Michelle McCool

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Michelle McCool is a blonde beauty with an incredible physique. While there is literally nothing negative you could say about her appearance, she did make a strange choice for a husband. For those of you that don't know, McCool is married to The Undertaker, and she has been since 2010.

The Phenom is undoubtedly one of the best wrestlers of all time, but he's in his early 50s. However, maybe it's true what they say about love. You know, the heart wants what the heart wants. Nonetheless, Michelle is incredibly hot, and I bet you wish you had married her instead of The Undertaker.

12 Naomi

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Naomi is a beautiful young woman with a lot going for her. She is extremely attractive, and she's also very athletic. Naomi also has a booty that you can't miss, and that's definitely a good thing in this day and age. She's currently a top star in the WWE's Women Division, and she will probably end up winning the title in the future.

In 2014, Naomi married Jimmy Uso. The couple seems to be doing very well these days. While we are extremely happy that Naomi found love at a young age, we are also a bit saddened that Naomi is taken.

11 Candice Michelle

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Candice Michelle was one of the hottest women in the WWE during the Ruthless Aggression era. She portrayed a character who was willing to do whatever it took to move ahead in the business. Mr. McMahon made out with her several times, and he even groped her private parts right in front of the camera.

Candice is married to a man named Ken Ehrlich, and she has been since 2005. Poor Ken has probably seen Vince McMahon lay his hands all over his wife on a number of occasions. Nonetheless, Candice is extremely hot, and only a crazy person wouldn't want to settle down with her.

10 Stephanie McMahon

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We all know that Stephanie McMahon has been married to Triple H for over a decade now. However, could you imagine how sweet life would be if you were married to her?

Stephanie's father is the most powerful man in the history of sports entertainment. Marrying Stephanie would instantly change your life. Aside from being rich, you'd also be marrying a pretty hot woman. Come on, don't deny it. You know Stephanie looked pretty sexy at WrestleMania 32.

9 Maryse

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What can I say about Maryse? Well, I'll start by saying that she is way too damn hot to be with a jabroni like The Miz. Can you believe that Maryse actually married The Miz in 2014? How the hell did The Miz land such a hot chick? Maybe The Miz is a better actor than we all thought?

Enough about The Miz, this is about Maryse, and not the tool that weaseled his way into her pants. Maryse is your typical blonde bombshell. She has incredible curves and a gorgeous face. With that being said, The Miz definitely doesn't belong with her. Okay, I'll admit it, I'm a bit jealous, but aren't you as well?

8 Sable

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Sable is one of the most iconic female Superstars of all time. She debuted in the WWE in 1996, and it didn't take her long to become the top woman in the company. Sable was incredibly hot in her prime, and she enjoyed teasing the fans.

The Attitude Era allowed Sable to show nearly everything to the WWE crowd. In 1999, she posed for Playboy, and little was left to the imagination. Today, Sable is married to Brock Lesnar, and it doesn't seem like they will break up any time soon.

Sable is still very attractive. Waking up next to her each and every morning would be a dream come true for any heterosexual man.

7 Trish Stratus

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Trish Stratus is arguably the hottest female wrestler of all time. She's also one of the most talented as well. In 2013, Trish was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Her wrestling career was iconic, and she paved a road for future female Superstars.

In 2006, Trish married a man named Ron Fisico. Trish and Ron knew each other for a very long time before they tied the knot. In fact, they were high school sweethearts. While that is a sweet love story, don't you wish you could have married Trish instead of some jabroni she knew from high school?

6 Brie Bella

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Brie Bella is beautiful, athletic, and down to earth. What more could you ask for in a woman? Daniel Bryan hit the jackpot when Brie agreed to marry him.

Not only is Brie Bella extremely attractive, but she's also very caring. She recently adopted a laid back lifestyle. Wouldn't you just love to take Brie out for a long nature walk? Maybe you could even set up a blanket and have a picnic with her. Who knows where things could lead, right? Wrong! Brie will never marry you!

5 Torrie Wilson

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Torrie Wilson was married to Billy Kidman from 2003-2008. To say that Kidman was lucky to share a bed with Wilson would be an understatement.

Torrie is unquestionably one of the hottest women in the history of the WWE. She even posed for Playboy in 2003.

Today, Torrie Wilson is single. However, she is getting up there in age. Nonetheless, she is still an incredibly attractive woman that most men would love to marry.

4 Stacy Keibler

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At a height of 5'11, Stacy Keibler might just be too much woman for you to handle. Stacy had the nicest legs in the history of the wrestling business. She made her incredible legs look even longer by wearing high heels and miniskirts.

Stacy retired in 2006, and we've missed her ever since. Although she's been away from the business for a decade, Stacy is still relatively young. She's only 36 years old. Unfortunately, she recently got married to a man named Jared Pobre and had a child.

3 Eva Marie

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Eva Marie has been with the WWE for a few years now, and it didn't take long for her to gain attention. To be fair, it's almost impossible to keep your eyes off of her incredible body, her gorgeous face, and her bright red hair.

In 2014, Eve Marie married Jonathan Coyle. Her husband isn't quite that famous, but he's in incredible shape. While it's uncertain if Eva will stay with Jonathan forever, (I have my doubts) one thing is for sure, you're going to need to be in great shape if you intend on marrying her. You'd probably need to be rich as well. Eva seems like a high maintenance girl who expects the finer things in life. However, dealing with her demands might just be worth it as she is so damn hot.

2 AJ Lee

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AJ Lee is an incredibly attractive young woman. She was one of the most successful female competitors in recent memory, and the WWE fans absolutely loved her. It's truly a shame that she decided to retire in 2015.

Aside from her incredible looks, there is just something special about this little girl. Her style is unique, and so are her hobbies.

AJ is a comic book geek, and she also loves Cosplay. I know what all you perverts out there are thinking. With that being said, sign me up....twice.

Even though I'm a huge CM Punk fan, I kind of hate him right now. He's so lucky that he gets to call AJ Lee his wife. Damn you Phil Brooks!

1 Lana

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Is there a hotter female Superstar in the WWE right now? Lana is almost too hot for TV, and sometimes, it can get hard to watch...Giggity. On a serious note, Rusev is an extremely lucky man.

The Bulgarian Brute has one of the hottest women in the world at his side. Lana has a perfect body and gorgeous face. Her fashion sense is also incredible. She leaves the male audience breathless each time she comes to the ring.

Don't you just wish Lana was your wife? Instead, she's with a burly man who could easily crush your face. Life just isn't fair sometimes.

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