We might not know everything here at TheSportster, but we know two things for certain. The first being that the internet loves pro wrestling. We know this because everyone loves pro wrestling. Even our significant others who throw rotten vegetables at our heads and scream and scream and scream and threaten to burn our houses down whenever a PPV Sunday evening rolls around secretly love professional wrestling.
The other thing we know is the internet loves cats. We know this because everyone loves cats, although we acknowledge that most people appear far more comfortable confessing to their adoration of cats than their love for wrestling. We’re not sure why that is. Cats like to play and eat food and take naps and be cute. Wrestlers like to pretend to commit merciless beatdowns upon each other’s faces, plus they like to go to the gym, and some of them like to party too much. So it’s not like wrestlers and cats have lots of things in common, but we can agree they’re not super duper different either, right?
Cats do enjoy battling, let’s remember, and when they see a bug or a bird, let us make no mistake - there is nothing scripted about the blood baths that ensue.
So we figured we had a massively original, totally unprecedented idea to make a list of wrestlers with cats, thereby guaranteeing an instant internet joy explosion. Then we found out Pro Wrestlers With Cats is already a Tumblr that exists. So yeah, someone beat us to the punch with this one.
Nonetheless - and with due credit to Pro Wrestlers with Cats - we’ve compiled a collection of wrestlers posing with cats, which we present to you here. Will it brighten your day by briefly distracting you from the endless, all-consuming existential dread that crushes all of our souls? We sure hope so!
18 Eden Stiles
17 Stevie Richards
16 Tyson Kidd
14 How About Natalya Again?
When your cat walks you down the aisle...? #NationalCatDay (Photo: @craigambrosio)
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13 Teddy Hart
11 Veda Scott
10 Matt Hardy
8 Summer Rae
7 Bret Hart
6 Jeff Hardy
5 Alicia Fox
4 Ric Flair
3 The Rock
1 Paige With Two Cats
This is Paige with two cats, making this entry different from the previous entry that contained Paige with a single cat. Unlike that single cat, these two cats are staring directly into whatever device is snapping the picture, even though they don’t know what pictures or devices are. Not just these two cats, but cats in general like looking at things, even though they don't know what most things are. They seem to understand what food is, what possible food is, and what humans are. Ooooh, and dogs. Some cats know what dogs are. Tragically, cats do not know what rainbows are. On the bright side, they also don't know what the internet or student loan debt is.
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