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Top 20 People We Never Want To See Wrestle Again

The world of professional wrestling has brought us many memorable moments and talents whom we will recall to our children and grandchildren when they became old enough to appreciate wrestling. Those tales would include the rivalries of The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, or when The Undertaker battled a very resilient Mick Foley in Hell in a Cell.

But with every great moment and talented superstar in the ring, there were a number of tragic moments where the wrong people were put in the ring. These people range from folks who were competing on a regular basis before they were physically prepared to celebrities who were put in matches and situations as a result of poor creative decisions. There could have been a lot more included on this list, but we had to limit ourselves to a mere 20 or the list may never end; it could go on and on, my friend.

The following are 20 people who should never be physically involved in wrestling again. This includes people who were involved in segments where their “fights” looked like something from a D-level martial arts film. Regardless of how many times they've wrestled, they shouldn’t be allowed on major television networks ever again, and that is no exaggeration. Read on and you'll see why.

20 20. Bo Dallas

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In terms of having a unique character, there is a lot to like about Bo Dallas. One of the sons of Mike Rotunda (known better as Irwin R. Schyster), and part of a family line that includes Blackjack Mulligan, Dallas’ character in WWE was that of a motivational, I mean “BO-tivational,” speaker looking to inspire the WWE Universe that all you have to do is “Bo-lieve.” It was a silly gimmick that was good for a few laughs.

19 19. Drew Carey

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It’s not that this is a recommendation that Drew Carey should never be involved in wrestling again. In fact, it’s encouraged that he would be a host of some kind in WWE – maybe similar to what the WWE did with Bob Barker back in 2009. But the comedian was used in a WWE match and not when he lost all of the weight that he’s dropped to be in better physical shape.

18 18. Danny Bonaduce

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Remember when Hulk Hogan had that reality television atrocity that was called Celebrity Championship Wrestling? It’s okay if you never saw it as it is probably best that you did not. This could be an entry that features all of the celebrities who participated in the one (and only) season of the show, which aired on the Country Music Station. But Danny Bonaduce was on the show that featured Dennis Rodman, Dustin Diamond and Todd Bridges and it was a total waste of effort.

17 17. Virgil

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The internet likely best knows Virgil as the guy who sits by himself with no one lining up to buy autographs from him in what looks like a wrestling convention. Many of those who have followed professional wrestling know him best as the man who was the muscle for the “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase during the 1980s and the 1990s before making the jump to WCW. It’s hard to think of him having any memorable matches. In fact, Virgil had fallen from as high as the 74th ranking in Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s top 500 singles wrestlers in 1992 and all the way down to barely making the list in less than 10 years.

16 16. 911

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Back in the 1990s era of professional wrestling, Extreme Championship Wrestling attempted to try and make their brand stand out while the WWE and WCW were battling in the Monday Night Wars. One of the interesting gimmicks the ECW had was the 911 character, who would often spend most of the time coming into matches and delivering chokeslams everywhere he could as if he were Oprah giving them away – “You get a chokeslam and you get a chokeslam.”

15 15. Mahabali Shera

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Vince McMahon isn’t the only North American wrestling promoter who signs “talents” solely on their imposing physical appearance. Mahabali Shera was definitely a giant who had the look of someone who could be a dominant figure to represent the great country of India. This was likely a big part of how he got a contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. However, he sort of reminded wrestling fans of the Great Khali. With a little more than five years of experience in the ring, there wasn’t a lot to show from his experience.

14 14. Johnny Stamboli/Rellik

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Having been one of the final members of the WCW roster, Johnny “The Bull” Stamboli came to the WWE to try and make a name for himself. He tried to be part of the Full Blooded Italians (also known as FBI) faction with Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo between 2002 and 2004. The group would be split up after their release and Stamboli would slowly change his character, which led to the creation of Rellik -- an evil demon-type wrestler who aligned with James Mitchell in TNA.

13 13. Heidenreich

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During the original brand split in WWE, Heidenreich was one of those larger athletes that the WWE would bring onto the main roster despite the independent circuit being filled with numerous talents that would go unnoticed until about 10 years later. While having played professional football before, Heidenreich was someone who just didn’t seem to do well when it came to his 2004 debut on the SmackDown roster.

12 12. New Jack

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A number of ECW superstars were able to thrive as cult favorites in the company that felt a little more like fight club with a wrestling ring and a variety of weapons. New Jack was one of the most hardcore of them all as someone who many would describe as the man with the highest pain threshold in wrestling history. But take away the weapons that were both part of the show and those that weren’t, and New Jack is someone who doesn’t have the in-ring skills to succeed in the squared circle.

11 11. Rob Terry

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With the physique that would likely fail a drug test just by walking into the clinic, Rob Terry was definitely a very muscular man as the enforcer for the British Invasion group in TNA Wrestling. He might not have been the worst when it came to competing in a wrestling ring, but he looked like someone who needed more training and was likely going to hurt someone in the process if TNA kept him under contract. However, he was given plenty of single's success during his time with the company that ended in 2015 after being part of the Menagerie faction as “the Freak.”

10 10. Great Khali

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When introducing a friend who hasn’t watched wrestling recently to a video of a Great Khali match, they might laugh when you inform them that he once held the World Heavyweight Championship during the original brand split. They might use that type of information to not want to watch wrestling again.

Great Khali was obviously signed as someone who was one of the largest "athletes" – a term we use very lightly when referencing Khali. He was taller than seven feet, weighed over 400 pounds and didn’t seem to carry around a lot of fat like other giants in wrestling history. But as he excelled in being big, he was a bust in terms of in-ring performance. His karate chop failed before it ever landed and he often looked like he was taking a bump in slow motion.

9 9. Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris has been known for his ability to do a lot of things in life as the myth can often surpass the actual man. The original “most interesting man in the world” has been known for not being able to have a heart attack since his heart would never attack Norris, or for one of his kicks to a horse being responsible for giving the world giraffes – we’re not sure if any of those are true, however.

8 8. Braun Strowman

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Just when the WWE has brought in a number of the greatest all-stars from the independent wrestling circuit in guys like Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens, WWE fans are greeted with the likes of Braun Strowman. Sure, he’s someone who has only been wrestling since he was signed by WWE in 2013, but even with the time he spent training at the WWE’s Performance Center in Florida, he often looks like a fish – or in Strowman’s case, a whale – out of water.

7 7. Donald Trump

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Before entering the world of politics, Trump was the billionaire businessman who was in a feud with Mr. McMahon himself in a hair-vs-hair match, where each man chose their respective champions. It was truly a battle of egos with these two, but despite the interesting dynamic, it proved to be a pretty big flop.

Let’s look past the fact that Trump once called Bobby Lashley “Lindsey,” but the ringside “brawl” Trump had with McMahon was laughable and was a good example of why millions of people make fun of professional wrestling. It’s unlikely he’ll wrestle and we only hope he’s never involved in any wrestling angle again, especially if he becomes the next president of the United States.

6 6. David Arquette

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Maybe David Arquette made this list because the movie Ready to Rumble that was done in partnership with WCW back in 2000 was one of the most terrible wrestling-related movies. It felt more like a B-level action film that was meant to be serious, but came across as more of an inadvertent comedy. Maybe he’s on this list because he was part of the worst booking decision in pro wrestling history – winning the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in 2000.

5 5. Jay Leno

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Speaking of terrible decisions made by WCW, Jay Leno is without a doubt another one of those examples. At least Arquette was admittedly a huge fan of professional wrestling as he was growing up and also noted that he was originally against becoming the WCW Champion. Leno, on the other hand, was just another celebrity who competed in a match with WCW – a list that includes athletes like Dennis Rodman and Karl Malone.

4 4. Erik Watts

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Not everyone who comes from a famous wrestling bloodline is destined to find success. Unless your last name is Rhodes, Guerrero or Von Erich, the odds are against you; just ask Erik Watts. Even though he was born to his famous father Bill Watts, a WWE Hall of Fame superstar, he wasn’t able to succeed during his time in the WCW, both in the early 1990s and in 1998. For the most part, he spent his career as a jobber who struggled in matches with most of the mid-card and lower-tier superstars.

3 3. Mickey Rourke

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While he’s on the list for people we wouldn’t want to see wrestle again, let’s give the actor some credit for the lead role in the 2008 film The Wrestler. Mickey Rourke deserved to win the Academy Award for his performance as the man who wrestled as Randy “The Ram” Robinson. There could also be a lengthy column that explains why the International Movie Database’s 7.9 out of 10 rating is a little bit low.

2 2. Kevin Federline

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The terms that describe Kevin Federline like “rap artist,” “actor” and “dancer” are used very loosely. Along with those titles and having been known better as Britney Spears’ ex-husband, he also made a few appearances in the WWE that led to him actually earning a pinfall win over John Cena – you read that right – on a New Year’s episode of Raw in 2007. The rivalry between the two gave the WWE some publicity, but Federline was not showing great athleticism in the ring.

1 1. Eva Marie

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Eva Marie is not the first model who was signed by the WWE, nor will she be the last. There was an era of women’s wrestling where the company seemed more interested in looks than actual athletic talents. However, when someone doesn’t have a lot of talent by any stretch of the imagination, it can be even more noticeable. That is currently the case for Eva Marie since she was signed by the WWE in 2013 after having no athletic background.

While it can hard for someone to be great in the ring when he or she first starts out, it has been a little more than three years since we first saw Eva Marie on WWE television, so that excuse has virtually run its course. Even with the help of Brian Kendrick as her trainer, she has shown almost no progress during her recent stint at NXT. You would be hard-pressed to find someone excited about her being drafted to SmackDown.

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