No amount of Rosetta Stone can help you here, for you have entered the world of the Ultimate Warrior! For a guy who did nothing but seemingly incoherently babble, the Hall Of Famer had a lot to say, and that’s not even counting his incoherent babbling in shoot interviews. Other than only a handful of matches the Warrior had in his career, it was near weekly promos that captivated plenty of little Warriors.

Strangely enough, some of what he said actually made sense and pertained to the matches and his opponents. But the rest was just memorable but inane and insane babbling. So get ready to jump off the tallest building and check out the 10 Most Insane Promos Of Ultimate Warrior's Career.

10 The Ultimate Challenge

The main event of WrestleMania VI was at the time, the greatest clash of the titans that the WWE had ever seen. The Ultimate Warrior and all of his little Warriors against Hulk Hogan and all of the power of Hulkamania. The promos that the Warrior gave were completely insane, but also actually told a story - a ridiculous one, but still a story. The two mythological forces were destined to battle for supremacy of the normals, or something to that effect. The standout promo of this buildup is the Warrior demanding Hogan crash an airplane. It was Warrior’s snarling and whispering (for a change) that kept people guessing if he would turn or not at the Show Of Shows.

9 To Attack And Keep Coming

If you’ve ever thought that the Ultimate One was a crazed being from another world, he readily admits as much in this promo. “I was sent in a capsule from a place not from here,” the maniac declares.

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His mission statement - to “attack and keep coming. Not to ask, but to give. Not to want, but just to send” There’s no match he’s promoting in this piece, just pure unadulterated Warrior Wildness that will make you sick. Nowadays, Conrad and Tony might make a certain product ad-read out of this promo.

8 Jump On My Back

One of The American Dream’s famous promos had his hand touching our hand. Perhaps that’s where the Warrior got his inspiration for this craziness. The Warrior, in celebration of defeating the Honky Tonk Man in convincing fashion for the Intercontinental Belt tells his Warriors that “we are the champions.” Now that Warrior and all of his fans were the IC champ, it was time grab a body part and hold on tight.

7 The Ultimate Thanksgiving

When the big guy headed for the Survivor Series, his frenetic energy was given over to his partners as well. Here the Warriors, consisting of the Anvil and the Rockers get ready to do battle with the Heenan Family. While Neidhart also gave some banana promos in his day, this footage is more famous for watching the Warrior stalk around his team with athletic tape tying them all together. How’s that for symbolism. Check out Marty Jannetty during the promo - he looks legitimately concerned that “Captain Skitso” is going to choke them all out.

6 The Madness And The Wildness

Ultimate Warrior taunts Macho Man

After the Macho King smashed his scepter over the Ultimate Warrior’s head, costing him the WWE title, and setting the stage for their epic Career vs. Career encounter at WrestleMania VII. As the match was being built up, the Warrior was laying down promos explaining (?) that the piece of the scepter that was stuck in his head, he demanded the doctors to leave it in. If the Macho King wanted it back so badly, let him come and get it.

5 From The Darkness

One of the big programs the Warrior was set to have was against the Undertaker. One of the famous moments of the early nineties had the Deadman knock the Warrior down, out, and lock him in a casket clinging for his last breath. As he was gearing up for a rematch with Sgt. Slaughter for Saturday Night’s Main Event, the Ultimate One let us all know that similar to the Batman villain Bane, he was born in the darkness that men like Slaughter and the Undertaker merely adopted for their own.

4 The Warriors Ready For War

For the first and only time in WWE history, all of the Warriors from the eighties came together one Survivor Series squad – the Road Warriors, Kerry Von Erich (who once wrestled as the Modern Day Warrior), and the Ultimate Warrior.

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The quartet were gearing up for war against The Mr. Perfect Team – Henning and all three members of Demolition. They’re the Perfect Team...to destroy! Warrior in the background doing the wave is one of the funniest things you’ll see in a Warrior promo.

3 The Ultimate Death And Justice

The promo here isn’t nearly as wild as the ridiculous pairing of the Big Boss Man, the Undertaker, and The Ultimate Warrior. These motley crew of a trio was gearing up for a six man tag match against Nailz, Kamala, and Razor Ramon. Warrior is confident that he can walk through jungles full of nails and razors considering he’s got law and justice at his side and the Grim Reaper watching his six, if this didn’t want to make you head to the Boston Garden, then nothing would.

2 The Warrior Forcefield Poisons You

Both Bobby Heenan and Rick Rude found a way to stop the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania V, defeating him for the Intercontinental title. SummerSlam 1989 was the big rematch.

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The Warrior guaranteed victory, citing that the forcefield that the warriors put around the belt had been poisoning Rude, weakening him to a mere mortal state, with his Warriors acting as a plague.

1 The Spaceship

The Warriors claw and scratch their way onto the back of the Ultimate Warrior, urging to do what’s right and urging him to do what’s wrong. As the Warrior moved closer to his rematch with Ravishing Rick Rude at SummerSlam 1989, it was time to load the spaceship up with the rocket fuel to take the belt back to Parts Unknown. Rick Rude was always able to get a good match out of him, so its no surprise that he was also able to inspire some of the better promos from the Hall Of Famer.

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