For 40 years now, the WWE’s video production has been top-notch. Most of their creative workers, when it comes to vignettes have also been top-notch, such as McMahon training for the Royal Rumble, Mr. Perfect doing everything perfectly, the ludicrous but compelling Firefly Funhouse vignettes; there’s honestly too many to keep track of.

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But just like movies and TV shows, they can’t all be Slammy Award-winning classics. For one reason or another, the WWE has also produced some pretty vapid and stupid vignettes too. No pun intended but Katie Vick’s been done to death, so you won’t find her here, but The Game is still to be played at some point on this list.

9 Tim White - Lunchtime Suicide

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Referee and Andre The Giant handler Tim White was having a rough go of things. His career was ended thanks to working the brutal Hell In A Cell match between Chris Jericho and Triple H at Unforgiven 2002. Wrestlers would continuously patronize his bar, The Friendly Tap, only to destroy it. It’s enough to really make a guy depressed. Starting at Armageddon 2005, The Fighting Irishman had continuously tried to off himself in ways that someone thought was funny. In actuality, Lunchtime Suicide wasn’t that funny.

8 Michelle McCool - Loving Life

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Vince McMahon has spent years searching far and wide for the best girl to portray the “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” gimmick. Michell McCool was part of that tradition as well. While her vignettes offered up a different take on being gorgeous, they were still pretty vapid as all get out.

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Her "Loving Life" vignettes featured the future Mrs. Taker having fun in the sun and declaring that she’s loving life. You’d think the vignettes were a commercial for some feminine hygiene product the way they were shot.

7 Tommy Dreamer - Eats Garbage

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There’s a philosophy amongst some wrestlers that if you can pop the boys in the back, then you need to do whatever you did in the ring to get it over with the crowd. That has to be where the Tommy Dreamer vignettes started from. Why else would anyone in the Writer’s Room think that fans want to watch the Hardcore Icon make a fool out of himself by eating hair off a barbershop floor? At least the nonsense vignettes eventually led to a match with The Undertaker.

6 D-Generation X - Little People’s Court

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After a few weeks of mocking Hornswoggle, DX got summoned to “Little People’s Court.” The segment was nothing more than several minutes of every short and little person pun you could shake a stick at. In order to get themselves (and thankfully us) out of it, Shawn and Hunter offered to make Hornswoggle an honorary member of D-Generation X. Perhaps that makes Swoggle an honorary Hall Of Famer?

5 Leslie Nielsen - Searching For The Undertaker

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After The Undertaker was beaten by a plethora of heels and ascended to the heavens (the roof of the Providence Civic Center), he had vanished from the WWE for months. Ted DiBiaise proclaimed he had the real Deadman in his employ. Not only did Paul Bearer believe him to be a liar, but woefully inept detective Frank Drebin from Police Squad! came to the WWE in search of The Undertaker. The Naked Gun movies were very funny for their time but fell completely flat when you mixed Leslie Nielsen’s brand of humor with locating The Phenom.

4 Beaver Cleavage - Beaver Cleavage

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When Thrasher of The Headbangers went down with an injury, Mosh was given a chance at a singles career. When Bruce Prichard remarked at how much he looked like The Beaver from the sitcom Leave It To Beaver, creative branded him Beaver Cleavage.

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The vignettes were horrible, depicting some sort of sordid relationship with his mom/girlfriend Mariana. They were so bad that even Mosh had to come to Raw and tell the world how lame they were.

3 Sasha Banks And Bayley - Dr. Shelby Sessions

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The Golden Role Models, Bayley and Sasha Banks, were having a rough go of things in 2018. The then-bubbly babyface had had enough of teaming with her frenemy and assaulted her after their loss to the Riott Squad. Raw GM Kurt Angle decided that it might be good for the friends to send them to counseling. While that might have worked for Daniel Bryan and Kane, Dr. Shelby was unable to recreate that kind of magic and these bits fell below expectations but still were better than revisiting Bayley’s life.

2 Mae Young - Giving Birth

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Throughout the Attitude Era, there wasn’t a thing Mae Young wasn’t up for trying, including carrying Mark Henry’s love child. After getting powerbombed through a table by the Dudleys, she went into labor and gave birth to a hand.

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The perplexing segment was accented years later when Mark Henry was describing Vince’s reaction to the segment. “It's a hand,” McMahon said cracking up. If ever you need proof that WWE is for an audience of one, this can be an example.

1 The Big Show - Dad’s Funeral

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WWE every so often comes out with storylines from the leftest of fields. The Big Show’s dad dying takes the cake. Shortly before The Big Show won his first WWE title, he began a feud with The Big Bossman, and he could care less than a honeybadger could during this time. The giant's dad had passed away. At the funeral, the former prison guard drove all over the cemetery, blasting obscenities about The Big Show before chaining up the coffin to his car and driving off with The Big Show in hot pursuit. Paul Wight lept onto the coffin and was dragged by Bossman.